Playful provocateur from Louisiana, known for effortlessly stirring the pot with a mix of sharp wit and unapologetic charisma.

Joined March 2011
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Sorry Petey! Is out now on all your favorite podcatchers
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Bubba the shit out that milsurp, nobody cares
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Must be quokka time
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My sister had a nosey neighbor
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Are we getting a Steiner math segment?
Holla If Ya Hear Me đŸ’Ș
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PACK MULE // GI01 A grip insert that holds a lighter and two cigarettes. That’s it. I don’t even smoke.
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Pretty good last week.
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Learn how to link a fuggin file in your email!
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No, y’all can not come over and stare at me.
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How dare you for making me do calculus this morning.
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Biggest TACO ever 😂
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How me and the boys roll
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Yup, my birfday is in a couple of weeks and it is totally a sixer đŸ€­
Leo sounds about right
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If Twilight was made for men it would be a power struggle story between a faction of vampires who wants humanity to be farmed for food so they can control the planet and vampires who want to continue living in the shadows so the humans don't rise up and murder them.
Imagine, apenas imagine se CrepĂșsculo fosse feito para homens: > O protagonista Ă© vocĂȘ: beta, virgem, sem social skills, sem nada especial (feito para vc se identificar) > Se muda para uma cidadezinha do interior > A mais gata do colĂ©gio se apaixona por vocĂȘ > Ela Ă© uma vampira, branquinha, emo, introvertida, rica, e virgem mas com mentalidade de milf (100 anos ) > Ela Ă© apaixonadamente obcecada por vc, atĂ© invade o seu quarto as vezes > Ela arrisca a prĂłpria vida lutando contra outros vampiros para salvar vocĂȘ > Outra pretendente aparece > Pardinha, tomboy, corpo atlĂ©tico, humilde (baixa renda), gentil, virgem e Ă© uma lobisomem > Ela tambĂ©m estĂĄ perdidamente apaixonada por vc > As duas brigam entre si pelo seu amor > As duas fazem qualquer coisa para te agradar e te defender > Simplesmente a melhor franquia de todos os tempos
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Men, women can be nice, friendly, and smile at you without wanting to have sex with you. I know this may come as a shock. They aren't flirting you delusional fuck.
Sydney Sweeney will flirt with any man who talks to her I have never seen anything like this before
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Damn, extractor just bit it off
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One, we’re going for one

I’m actually crying this is so fkn funny
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.308 is over gassed for a suppressor now I smell like gun smoke. Also my eyes
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This is your quokka moment
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I was told this was a conspiracy theory or Russian propaganda
Tulsi Gabbard is releasing evidence of “more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine,” funded by U.S. taxpayers.
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