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I feel utter dread for people who make less than 50k a year and deprive themselves of joy and life experiences that can be purchased with small amounts of wealth at the advisement of billionaire wisdom.
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you're alive now. sure, don't go nuts, but prioritize some of your money to make yourself happy. inflation, and looming social security insolvency has effectively made us into slaves. the money we earn now may not be worth anything soon. use it. travel. eat a $28 burger.
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Dave Portnoy gotta be the only Jewish dude in New York City who’s not a Knicks fan.
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Eric retweeted
Jun 14
this is like reverse 9/11
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Ulfric Stormcloak
THIS LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE WRONGED MORRISSEY IS FRYING ME SOOOOOOOO BADDDDDDDDD
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Jun 11
This was the craziest thing I’ve ever seen in any sport. Truly unbelievable.
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Eric retweeted
Jun 11
The Knicks are not having a very good game. I hope during the halftime chat they can regain "the eye of the tiger"
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Jun 10
This is how you chaos magic cosmically invoke loss. You're turning the Knicks into Hillary on stage with Jay Z and the little dog on the ball is Trump. Don't do this.
Jun 10
Knicks owner James Dolan calls out the Spurs:
“We’ve had Cardi B and are having the reunification of the Wu Tang Clan. San Antonio had a dog on a beach ball during their halftime.” (@WFAN660, @krispurdiainen)
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Jun 10
Question for the younger generation(s), are you watching the full length movies from these "edits" or nah?
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Jun 10
Way less probability of being a humiliating insult to injury when Fat Joe performed before the Yankees Dodgers World Series 2 years ago. God that sucked.
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Eric retweeted
Jun 10
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN suppressed Remington 11-87 popcorn dispenser
Jun 9
You've just been put in charge of coming up with a popcorn bucket for a classic film. GO.
I'll start. Goodfellas Cadillac trunk.
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Jun 9
living in 750 square foot apartment in brooklyn making less than 30k a year working as a PA at a documentary production company, drunk everyday.
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Eric retweeted
Jun 7
People who call them “concerts” are outraged over this
Jun 6
Some asshole wore a banana costume to an End It show in Toronto. The lead singer called the guy up to the stage & then called him an asshole & told everyone to rip his costume off lmao. It took like 30 seconds.
"You wanted the attention & now you have it" 😂
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Eric retweeted
18 Oct 2025
If I had a band I would straight up deny hotdog costume guy entry. Not allowed to just take it off either. Full banned from all gigs.
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Jun 5
Idk i've been watching them stink it up (w some brief moments of hope) since 2010. Bandwagons are cringe but it's outweighed by the surreal joy to see em come back from big deficits. Instinct is to prepare for a choke/crumble when they're up. They do the opposite now. It's crazy.
Jun 5
The absolute worst part about this entire Knicks run - no matter how it culminates - is the level of performative/bandwagon/can’t name more than 3 players Knicks fans that post on their stories. It one of the biggest teams in the world, but where were you for Langston Galloway
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Jun 5
I was born in new york and hereby decree by virtue of longitude and latitudinal line i emerged out of my mothers vagina say anyone getting their tax money stolen by the state/city government can say they are a fuggedaboutit deadass new yorker, lace up your timbs my guy, you good!
You have to be born in New York to be a New Yorker!! @JLo
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Jun 5
Similarly, i am currently getting my tax money stolen by the state/city government of Los Angeles, California and also look at my phone while blowing stop signs, which makes me a certified Angelino.
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