I lied, I don't actually like sex. Put your clothes back on, I will tell you why The Man In the Iron Mask (1998) actually belongs in the alternate history genre.
aot au where nothing changes except instead of charging to their deaths during the return to shiganshina they just strip erwin nude and present him to zeke as a peace offering
everytime i get a toothache i keep running to the dentist in fear that i got cavities but they never find anything...meaning i just have to suck it up and live with dental nerve pain from a young age?
i skip one day of the enamel-strenghtening toothpaste and eating chocolate becomes impossible and you're telling me it's meant to be this way until my teeth fall or until i die??