Polls, politics, postpunk. Friendly Writer and cohost of @Political_Beats at @NRO. Dedicated to you, but you weren't listening.

Joined June 2010
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Don't make politics your religion; your gods will always be overthrown.
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Now he's getting hooked up with a pad by J.J. Watt? This kid is having the best summer of his life, and you can only envy it.
Our room for the coming days in Houston. I don’t even know what to say about this. This is just unreal. No words. Huge huge thank you to JJ Watt for giving me and my friends the opportunity to stay at a place like this🙏🙏🙏
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In 2016 the Chicago Cubs won a World Series and the nation elected Trump. In 2019 the Washington Nationals won a World Series and the world temporarily ended three months later. In 2026 the New York Knicks won an NBA Championship and . . . [???]
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I remember where this phrase originates from, and it tickles me even more.
Boom goes the dynamite. #knicksinfive
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This Spurs team might have been the least clutch team I’ve ever watched and I’m an Atlanta sports fan
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hey remember when most people assumed the Spurs would just roll over the Knicks before the series began?
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I never knew a man could tell so many lies He had a different story for every set of eyes How can he remember who he's talking to? 'Cause I know it ain't me, and I hope it isn't you nationalreview.com/2026/06/w…
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You're all just pissing in the wind You don't know it, but you are. And there ain't nothing like a friend Who can tell you you're just pissing in the wind. youtu.be/EA2BNB_4m3g?si=9Y5s…
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Replying to @EsotericCD
If I had an Italian beef shop, I would call it "Guelphs vs. Ghibellines" and make people Google it.
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They're the world's most fearsome fighting football team.
Every time I see USMNT I think it means United States Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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great Italian Beefs
Say something nice about Chicago.
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Chicago's primary tourist attractions, alas, are located in the state of Indiana: the white cliffs of Gary, the Hammond Bears, etc.
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we live in a simulation
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Some sunny weekend reading from the slough of despair, at @NRO: Who does Donald Trump think he's fooling anymore on Iran? This is a clownshow and a geopolitical disgrace. It's time to tell some home truths about the mess we're in.
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LINK: nationalreview.com/2026/06/w… This one will no doubt be a big hit.
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If you want to highlight their undeniable success, fine. But The Bulwark is not a site for the “politically homeless.” It is an explicitly liberal site by and for liberals and to say otherwise is delusional.
A profitable digital media company is as much a unicorn these days as a CEO that isn’t afraid to stand up for what they believe. My Latest about The Bulwark’s @SarahLongwell25 The Former GOP Operative Running a News Site for the ‘Politically Homeless’ wsj.com/business/media/the-b…
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Each weekend I say to myself "this is the weekend I'm going to write that fun movie review/culture piece." Each weekend I end up drafting another dismal survey of the Iran War instead.
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