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Jun 11
Before last night, teams with a silent K in their name were 0-0 when trailing by more than 10 points with 36 minutes left on a Wednesday in front of 5 A-list celebrities while playing in the eastern time zone under a waning crescent moon on the eve of the World Cup
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May 27
Someone hacked my @StubHub account, purchasing $1000 in tickets. SH determines that the purchases made while I was sleeping were NOT fraudulent giving me no recourse but to resell the tickets at a loss. You know who doesn’t lose? StubHub, pocketing fees on both ends. Criminal
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Mar 26
PROTEIN POP TARTS REVIEW 6/10
Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts are the undisputed GOAT breakfast.
Boostin’ Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts offer a massive taste downgrade for a measly 5g of protein.
Get your protein somewhere else and leave these on the shelf.
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As sweet as this is, I think most Seattle fans would trade this for a Mariners World Series win
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Schneider deserves so much credit. Amazing team building. So many hits through trades, free agency, and the draft. And nearly every crucial piece of the puzzle is under contract next year. #GoHawks
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13 Jul 2025
Things are setting up really well to keep @VikkiKitty from calling the final game.
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13 Jul 2025
Just had to put it out there. Glad to see this record fall
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16 Jun 2025
@KingJames the players don’t like back to backs. There’s a solution staring us all in the face. How many two-day breaks do we need in the Playoffs?
More stars playing more games in the regular season. More nights with Playoff basketball. Everyone wins.
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16 Jun 2025
21 matches is easily the most combined across the EMEA & NA/Americas Regional Finals in any Split all-time. Let’s keep it going!
Happy Father’s Day
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20 May 2025
Deep Thoughts. Whenever members of separate commercially successful bands come together it’s deemed a super group. But 99/100 the predecessors were the super groups and what comes after is just interesting mashups
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16 May 2025
49ers are cooked. Window closed. Brock Perdy has never and will never play like a $50M QB. Joe Burrow and Josh Allen making $2M more per year. Insane
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12 Apr 2025
It will go largely unnoticed, but a big ALGS innovation debuted this weekend after great work by @Battlefy and the Esports team. Byes in BR lobbies is no small feat.
This weekend’s tournaments all had Round 1 lobbies of 18 teams when in the past they would’ve started with 11-13
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John Nelson retweeted
25 Mar 2025
💥🎮 Women in Esports Panel! 👾
Join industry pros from Epic Games & EA to talk gaming careers & connect!
🧋First 20 get free boba free food for all!
📅 April 18 | 1PM | Ohlone College, Room 2202
Event is open to female-identifying students only‼️
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22 Mar 2025
With no ALGS this weekend I resorted to starting my taxes 😩
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8 Mar 2025
Just saw Third Eye Blind. Was like going to a friend’s high school reunion. I’m old
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16 Feb 2025
More than 30 years of eating Pop Tarts. Never seen the three-in-a-bag variant until today
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