You know when you accidentally spray perfume in your mouth.....that’s gin.

Every once in a while, I need to bring this out again

Spaces and institutions that were once the seedbed of social interaction and human flourishing in our society are dying fast. What are we going to do about it? My latest piece (no paywall). ⬇️ paulembery.com/p/what-a-rece…

Dear Mr Starmer, Many thanks for your success in getting the Strait of Hormuz open. It's one hell of an achievement. There can now be no doubt that you've earnt the title of the greatest British Prime Minister of all time. The people of Newton Abbot in Devon would very much appreciate it if you could reopen the A382 which runs North from the town to join the A38 at Drumbridges approximately 3 miles away. It's been closed for over a year due to "upgrading" works and isn't expected to open for another 12 months. To be honest, it's a right pain in the ass. PS. I've also asked Mr Trump for help. No offence intended.

Holy crap! I was not expecting that! Never judge a book by it's cover! 👏

Doggy daycare: don’t miss the crash at the end [📹 sawneedogs]

Lammy is literally doing the “Foreign Office Four Stage Strategy” from Yes Minister Unbelievable!

One of the greatest lecture in the world

Policing in the UK

Origin of numbers explained

😂😂😂

The perfect hat. 🤣

Good morning all 🤗 Happy Christmas Eve 🎄❤️✨️

For those who haven’t seen it, this is one of the funniest jokes ever #mickmiller #noddy #funny 😆😆😆😆

New bulb and star for my dear mum’s kitchen Christmas tree from the 1960’s 🎄

My so called ‘stinky flowering cactus’ has bloomed…the room now smells like a blocked drain 😷

Good morning, have a brilliant day, this is our finest stand up comedian (Bob Monkhouse) with….The Sperm Sample Joke.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Freddie is looking down and giving y'all a standing ovation. That's spectacular!😍💗 The most INSANE Bohemian Rhapsody Flashmob you will ever see!! With 30 musicians and singers in the STREET of Paris 😍 Cre : Julien Cohen Pianist

When satire from 2013 becomes reality in 2025.