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Good morning, @CustomsNG. I’m writing to congratulate you on finally successfully smuggling over 2,000 cars containing over 6,500,000kg of rice into the country in trickles through Badagry, with the major act happening from Saturday night into the early hours of Sunday morning. The two videos appended below are a part of a larger set recorded at various times between 2:30am and 4am on Sunday, evidence of the flow of rice vehicles through Badagry. After a certain Customs checkpoint, more than 60 cars parked at a particular spot were noticeable. Elsewhere, at a filling station, more than 50 cars with rice were also spotted. Many more drove into the country with unfettered access, all eventually easing their way through Customs checkpoints without hassle. Many of those cars passed through Ijanikin, Mowo, Aradagun, Oko-Afo, Agbara and Ibereko, some slowing down around the bridge to Festac and others continuing on to other routes. Congratulations once again and continue aiding and abetting the very crime you were created to tackle!

Nigerians trying to persuade themselves that these two men are the same person is so f**king hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂. His wife said, "the man in the villa is not my husband" "My husband's government has been hijacked by two men in the villa" "There is insecurity in the villa" "There is no pillow in the villa" Rochas, Oshimhole and Amosun threatened to tell us who is in the villa. Look again, and laffu with me.

Female Athlete of the Year nominee 🇳🇬 Retweet to vote for @Evaglobal01 in the #AthleticsAwards.

Remembering the brilliance of Vincent Enyeama @vinpee. He'd let everything in except the ball.

So in a post 9/11 world, its that easy to steal a plane?

Slow progress is better than no progress #buildinpublic

Prototyping menu layout of Eateri food app #buildinpublic

Very sad to learn hear of the death of President Buhari, whom I campaigned for. Thoughts with his wife @aishambuhari and family. #buhari

WE’RE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!! 🏆

#SaveSanditon Squad, we hear you and we’re doing what we can. Please could you retweet this to let us know how many of you there are so we can make a case for a new season? P.S. Don’t use multiple accounts or we’ll get in trouble

My sons 25 year old friend survived Covid and was taken off the ventilator last week. After being home for a couple of days he got sick again. He was hospitalized with kidney failure and put on dialysis. Last night his heart stopped. This disease is monstrous.

This still remains one of the best cover I have seen. It doesn’t get enough credit 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😫❤️ x.com/HeIsUnnamed/status/120…

“When A Woman Poisons Her Man In An American Film VS A Nigerian Movie”

It could have been anyone Me, you. A stab wound to the neck is most likely a death sentence in resource poor areas Nigeria is a resource poor area. This is true The flow through the carotid artery, just at the side of the neck is roughly about 400mls every minute

If this video gets 1000 retweets I’ll upload the full video to YouTube right away.

Very poor from Batshuayi. Couldn't make the ball stick throughout the game. #VCFCHE

Franz throws steel ball at Cybertruck window right before launch. Guess we have some improvements to make before production haha.