Above average cornhole player. Fantasy football enthusiast. @DFF_Dynasty Staff Writer #DFFArmy #Devy Veterinarian. IG: i_dont_evan_kerr

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Starting to release some of my freshman rankings for the 2025 class. I will keep them all in a single thread for easy access. Initial thoughts are that this is a pretty deep and talented QB class and is somewhat underwhelming at the skill positions. Let me know what you think!
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That or the other team has an all time choke job and refuses to win.
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All time collapse. You don’t want to take anything away from the Knicks, but it felt like the Spurs lost it more than the Knicks won it. 10 point leas in every first quarter. Wild.
According to ESPN Analytics, in the 4 games the Spurs lost in the NBA Finals, they had a... — 91.6% chance of winning Game 1 up 13 points midway thru the 3rd — 72.8% chance of winning Game 2 up 2 points with 1 minute left in the 4th — 99.6% chance of winning Game 4 up 20 points with 9:33 left in the 4th — 95.4% chance of winning Game 5 up 10 points with 7:54 left in the 4th
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This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Coca cola was so dramatic 😭
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NOT ON LIVE TV😭😭😭😭 “What do you guys call him? A fucking wanker right?” THIERRY HENRY COULDN’T BELIEVE IT😭😭😭😭😭😭
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He's calling him a full kit wanker x.com/i/status/20655…
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This is getting way too political now. This dude gets 30K/year from Cody Campbell. Wonder what his motivation is for saying this. Are we in an episode of House of Cards?
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NEW: Texas AG Ken Paxton sent a formal letter to Big 12 officials threatening legal action if the conference moves to sanction Texas Tech over its support of QB Brendan Sorsby. (via @PeteNakos) on3.com/news/big-12-threaten…
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He signed a paper as a part of being a college athlete that says to a degree “I promise I won’t gamble and understand there are consequences” and proceeded to do it anyway. Just because you play football shouldn’t make you exempt from the consequences of your own actions.
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Life sucks sometimes and we all make mistakes. But the privilege to just ignore the consequences is what frustrates me. Sorsby is not above any other athlete in any sport who has gambled and ruined their career. It’s a bit of tough love, but welcome to the real world.
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Legal stuff aside, there better be someone watching over Sorsby. He is now the most hated person in college football and will hear about it in every game and place he goes. Social media and national media are gonna kill him. If he had mental health issues, this makes it 10x worse
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This feels like the best course of action as much as it sucks. Too dicey to be letting this slide. You just boycott the entire team snd force them into submission.
NEWS: Big Ten officials are expected to discuss in the upcoming days a league-wide mandate to not play Texas Tech in any sports, per three Big Ten sources. This is in the wake of Nebraska AD Troy Dannen informing his staff today that they aren't allowed to schedule Texas Tech.
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The Sorsby ruling is truly disastrous. It will be appealed, of course, because one of the fundamental parts of watching a sporting event is believing that it’s as fair a competition as possible — and that no one directly involved has money riding on specific outcomes.
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Hear me out….. LSU should sign Joe Burrow, Justin Jefferson & Ja’Marr Chase on their NFL bye week, let them play. NCAA declares it illegal, but just find a Louisiana judge to file an injunction. Rules are just pesky suggestions now
NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.
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My friend and attorney Chad Hatmaker, who has experience in eligibility cases, summed up Sorsby ruling well. “This might be the case that actually generates real reform. That’s absolutely ridiculous. If you have an illness as an employee, you don’t get to break the rules because of it. An alcoholic can’t come to work drunk without getting fired.”
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"Yes, officer, I was speeding, but driving the speed limit makes me sad." "Well then we better let you get back to it!"
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Hunter Dekkers 👿 • 366 bets • ~$2,800 wagered • One bet involving Iowa State football • Lost entire season, NCAA eligibility, career Brendan Sorsby 😇 • ~2,900 bets • ~$90,000 wagered • 40 bets involving Indiana football • Currently eligible after court injunction Sorsby placed ~8x more bets and wagered ~32x more money than Dekkers…
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Yeah this is bad.
Replying to @iowahawkblog
This is Noah Shannon, model citizen, slated to be Hawkeye senior defensive captain 2023. He had guilt pangs for having bet $10 on the Iowa Women's Basketball team in the 2023 NCAA tournament. The only bet he ever made. He turned himself in to coaches for the transgression who forwarded it to the NCAA. They ruled him inelligible for the entire season, effectively ending his career. If the NCAA allows someone else to play after making thousands of bets, including many on his own team, I am going to fucking riot
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Find their offense and at a legit RH bat. Add one high level starter. World series caliber team.
The most wins in MLB since Don Mattingly took over as Phillies Manager: 25- Phillies 24- Brewers 23- Braves 21- Dodgers, White Sox, Guardians 20- Rays
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Evan Kerr ⚙️ retweeted
Always Be Scouting Episode 18: Expert C2C Draft Analysis w/Evan & Jim dynastyfootballfactory.com/a… @Evan_Kerr_
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Come for the analysis, stay for my shout out at the end. Thanks again to @DffFrankPanthro for having me on. Had a blast and looking forward to the next one
Always Be Scouting Episode 18: Expert C2C Draft Analysis w/Evan & Jim dynastyfootballfactory.com/a… @Evan_Kerr_
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