I hope the nice authorities of @Dubai don't see what this unmarried woman of dubious morals has been saying about their fine country, nor what she's said about Muslims over the years, I would *hate* to see her be deported back to the UK. No, really. Keep her. She's toxic.

HELLO @edfenergy I just spent half an hour trying to report a downed powerline in County Durham. Bounced between three different numbers, left ON HOLD for 15 minutes. I ended up hanging up and calling the fire brigade. At least they took it seriously. No rush, dickheads.

Hahaha @realDonaldTrump THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU Wouldn't it be AWFUL if @elonmusk's LAPDOG saw this cartoon?? Please don't share @MarkHamill, @GeorgeTakei and friends. Just DON'T.

Couldn't get to 🇺🇦 this Xmas to drop off pressies to the kids, but my mate James has gone instead. He's over budget cos they had to fit winter tyres to the 3 SUVs they took over (which they're leaving there). If you can help out, I'd be massively grateful! justgiving.com/page/amy-ambu…

Imagine dying a martyr, thinking you'll get 72 virgins in heaven, but all you get is an account on this hellsite with 72 followers 😆

Pssssst... Elon Musk CONTROLS @realDonaldTrump (Pass it on.)

How many Americans do you think will die violent deaths before Trump's reign of unspeakable terror comes to an end?

Rapist or Not-Rapist America Decides #Election2024

The low-life owner of this hellsite is a traitor to democracy. He'd give Hitler a reach-around for a dirty dollar. When he carks it we're having a party.

Ask every Republican you meet why Trump had his mate Epstein killed.

Graham Hughes, "The old British passport was the most powerful in the world.. Not only could it get me into 180 odd countries without a visa" @EveryCountry "It could also allow me to live, work, marry, fall in love, retire, build a house, start a business, anywhere in the European Union.. That's from taken from me. From nearly all of you" "It's not been taken from Nigel Farage, he can afford the visa fees, to pay for the permits, to have £28k in his bank account to show his means to survive in that country, we don't" "He's not taken it away from his children.. They have German passports.. Tommy ten names has got an Irish passport" "They haven't taken their own freedoms away.. They've just taken them from you and me" "This new British passport is just an old rose on every page.. It's blank.. It's boring.. It's made in Poland by a French company.. Very emblematic of Brexit" "We've got a long way to go to #RejoinEU Every step we have taken is a step towards our friends, our families our colleagues and coworkers in the European Union" "We are never going to lose sight of the goal.. We don't know how long it will take.. But one day my friends, we will rejoin the EU" #MarchForRejoin @MarchForRejoin

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! @Femi_Sorry, @mikegalsworthy, Peter Corr of the @MarchForRejoin and I will be appearing LIVE & in person at the Ship & Mitre Pub in Liverpool this Monday evening. 🇪🇺 We're talking EUROPE. Obvs. Tickets are free. Come come! 🇪🇺 eventbrite.co.uk/e/politics-…

Bury it certain fathoms in the earth, And deeper than did ever plummet sound I’ll drown my tweets #eXitDay

Let's get out of here AUGUST 25th Spread the word #eXitDay

Fuck you XY Rowling!!! 😘

🥈Congratulations to @JohnsonThompson, who has won a silver medal in the Heptathlon at the #OlympicGames in #Paris2024 👟 Johnson-Thompson runs a personal-best time of 2:04.90 in the 800m 📰 Read more ⤵️ #⃣ #TotalSport

Douglas Murray attended Eton. Because OF COURSE HE DID. #FarageRiots privateschoolmafia.com

Farage hates it when we call them the #FarageRiots. So, whatever you do, don't call them the #FarageRiots and certainly don't retweet this or the hashtag #FarageRiots. Thank you. #FarageRiots #FarageRiots #FarageRiots #FarageRiots #FarageRiots #FarageRiots #FarageRiots