there's captions for a reason | he/him | British dni | i spam-like beware | I love big fat men | my EVIL nsfw acc @ExtaEvilFritter | 18 . ⌚️ ⏱️

Joined March 2026
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*in an alleyway* hello.. do you want the red Abel pill.. or the blue Vaggi pill.. choose wisely.
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Patrick Stump is officially the youngest composer ever to have a #1 album in the music charts in its opening weekend. He is only 20 years old.
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Came up with "plapsolutely" today. just thought I should let you all know about that one
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my “boyfriend” is taking an am i trans test
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#goonight everypony.. my phone is gonna die.. today was kind of exhausting offline not gonna go too much into it but yeah..! I said I was gonna draw but I forgot 🫤 I'll try again tomorrow lol (might make myself coffee, draw and listen to Patrick ❤️) remember, my strawpage is -
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Also for drawing requests! Not just questions or SLOP. (or your guys amazing doodles) so if I see some I'll doodle em (maybe. I forget really quick lol) ANYWAYS!!!! BYE BYE I LOVE YOU GUYS BYEBHE
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Told a girl her bra strap was showing irl and she beat me up
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My cock is full of poop😭 My cock is full of poop😭 My cock is full of poop😭 Loading… 0%… 20%… 41%… ERROR: My cock is full of poop😭 67%… 99%… 👾… 🚨INTRUSION DETECTED🚨 🚨EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY🚨 🚨YOU ARE ALL IN DANGER⚠️🚨 … 🩸👁️ 🧿🪬🧿👁️🩸 ~PXXP FO LLUF SI KCOC YM~ …
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Hes not gonna let you hit bro give it a rest
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When its my birthday can you guys draw Abel getting fucked by me? Thanks #July18th
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Niggas can be moe too ^^
last season was kinda ass
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Look at my girlfriend's tattoo immediately
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I need to start reading and writing slower all my posts are so embarrassing
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If I ever have a threesome and the other bitch squirt imma just start pissin because why would you squirt knowing idk how to
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what the fuck are you talking about bro im crying
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
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transfem!jax: hey guys im transfem transphobic!gangle: oh transmed!ragatha: are you thinking about getting bottom surgery soon? chaser!pomni: i don't think you need surgery
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i dont see anyone talking about how good his pronunciation is 😭😭😭
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