This is frying me so bad Bc either someone doesn’t know the difference between a grasshopper and a praying mantis or the grasshopper is being cucked by gay mantids
Fun fact.
Bees can be green. Xylocopa viridis, the green carpenter bee, is non-aggressive and semi-solitary. They do not build hives like honeybees but instead prefer to live inside dead wood.
Being in a fandom filled with adolescents can be so stressful because why did I see a fic tagged “old man yaoi” and the characters were depicted as 29. The fuck you mean old man yaoi at 29? Their health insurance premiums are still low af.
When I like someone I imagine what their flesh would taste like. And then I imagine what their flesh would taste like. And then I imagine what it would taste like if I eated them. And then I wonder what their flesh tastes like
I am a giant cunt all the time because I no longer smoke weed starting at 6am. How could this possibly be “healthier” for me than getting blasted every second of the day and being happy? I’m going to harm myself and others.