All tweets made by Evil
Joined August 2025
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Me praying for an alien race to abduct me so I can be experimented on.
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I just found someone's lost dog. He was very cute, and would be very persuasive in a court of law.
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can someone please explain why mosquitoes exist? literally the worst creation of humanity
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Go on then, you get to choose how I kill you.
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My evil spells have been upgraded. I'm now a level 5 witch. Feels good to be back in the top percentile.
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May 29
I'm not Anti-Social... I'm just not user-friendly.
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May 26
*pulls you by your shoe laces* You're coming with me! No questions asked.
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May 14
Advice to live your lives by: If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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May 12
All snakes must wear tiny hats - it's the law.
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tragic news: they found me behind the fridge again
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i'm looking, i'm searching, i'm playing, i'm finding. i'm running, i'm tripping, i'm falling, i'm breaking, i'm nothing. desolation. a voice. i awaken.
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i'm going to break into your house and put a bunch of stuff in it that you never asked for. you'll open your cupboards and find twelve sets of cutlery you never bought. you'll find your wardrobe full of clothes you don't recognize. i'll become your own personal santa.
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Apr 30
More shameful to have a small mind than to have a small wallet.
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Apr 27
If reincarnation exists, I demand all of you be reborn as mice - humanity does not suit any of you
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Apr 25
aTTEMPTING TO BUILD A NEST OUT OF KNIVES, WILL BRB.
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