My sarcasm rides in front of me like dolphins on a bow wave. I have no control over the dolphins.
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Sancho retweeted
WOW! Seems such a long time since we had our last #giveaway 🍻
WHO WANTS TO #WIN A CASE of #ALKOHOLFREI? 🍻
We will pick 2 winners at around 5pm(ish) today #Freiday, so get reposting!!! #competition
GOOD LUCK!!!
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84’ HUGE SAVE! Darlow denies a headed effort from Sesko, before DCL clears off the line twice. Man Utd throwing everything at it. 1-2
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Today is my 15th twitter birthday! Sorry I'm not here to annoy you as often as I was in the good old days.
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Sancho retweeted
26 Sep 2025
“So I said Reform isn’t solely focused on foreigners - our policies cover a full range of social, economic and environmental issues”
“What did I say Roy?”
“She said immigrants eat swans”
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Sancho retweeted
30 May 2025
🎵 Here we go again on another #Frei-day! 🎵
Another chance to #win a case of #Alkoholfrei 🍻
Simply repost for your name to go into the hat 🎩
Winner announced at 5pm(ish) today - GOOD LUCK!!
#competition #giveaway
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Sancho retweeted
3 May 2025
Leeds United are crowned winners of the Championship! 👑
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Sancho retweeted
29 Mar 2025
An Aaronson goal and a Meslier penalty save. If you tell us you had money on it you're a terrible liar.
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