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Joined October 2022
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My politics.
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Fable had to be disabled. It finally did it. It one shot a Bloomberg Terminal replacement.
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Ok why is every celebrity suddenly a Knicks fan
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The discussion needs to shift to who will be winning the 3rd place match.
83 - Chris Richards completed all 83 passes he attempted for the #USMNT against Paraguay, the most passes with a 100 percent accuracy rate by any player in a FIFA World Cup match since 1966. Perfection.
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Backrooms
Unexpected hotel room guest.
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Going to be awkward in the office when foreigners are begging US citizens for a prompt while clicking around stack overflow.
so do US citizens now have the edge in applying for tech jobs now that foreigners can no longer use the best models
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Bottom line it's important to be delusional in today's world.
This is a good way to distinguish zoomers and millennials zoomers are young and think they’re old Millennials are old and think they’re young
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Claude gonna want my passport now? Every airline, airport, tsa has it anyway. Drop the link so we can get back to business cuh.
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3 bucks for ice?
This town is stupid
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Bum just shook a cup at me asked me for Fable tokens.
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If I don’t get an angel retweeter my pepper post is about to fall off
Good time to mention that the cost of eating one organic red bell pepper daily currently stands at $554.80 per year.
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Seems like this is happening every week over there.
After 18 years with Bloomberg, @CarolineHydeTV is taking on a new journey away from the hustle and bustle of news. We wish her the best in her new adventure! bloom.bg/4elgNbY
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If I were a trillionaire, I’d throw the biggest party for you guys.
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People are seeing frozen yogurt’s return and thinking it’s their time.
Grunge should make a comeback. It’s time.
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When your boss dumps a stack of papers on your desk at 4:55pm on Friday
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If they don’t spend the money on a ticket it will be worthless by the afternoon
Argentina fans named 'most attractive' at 2026 World Cup trib.al/MlDGfUi
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Hartford is New England’s Rising Star
Say something nice about Connecticut.
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"Market Makers"? You mean bookies?
Market makers on Kalshi lost $22 million on the Knicks vs Spurs Game 4 moneyline
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Jason retweeted
Please don't tell me retail thinks $SPCE is $SPCX! 🤦‍♂️
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