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Joined October 2022
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Fable had to be disabled. It finally did it. It one shot a Bloomberg Terminal replacement.
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Jun 13
Ok why is every celebrity suddenly a Knicks fan
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The discussion needs to shift to who will be winning the 3rd place match.
Jun 13
83 - Chris Richards completed all 83 passes he attempted for the #USMNT against Paraguay, the most passes with a 100 percent accuracy rate by any player in a FIFA World Cup match since 1966.
Perfection.
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Backrooms
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Going to be awkward in the office when foreigners are begging US citizens for a prompt while clicking around stack overflow.
Jun 13
so do US citizens now have the edge in applying for tech jobs now that foreigners can no longer use the best models
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Bottom line it's important to be delusional in today's world.
Jun 12
This is a good way to distinguish zoomers and millennials
zoomers are young and think they’re old
Millennials are old and think they’re young
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Claude gonna want my passport now? Every airline, airport, tsa has it anyway. Drop the link so we can get back to business cuh.
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3 bucks for ice?
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If I don’t get an angel retweeter my pepper post is about to fall off
Jun 12
Good time to mention that the cost of eating one organic red bell pepper daily currently stands at $554.80 per year.
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Seems like this is happening every week over there.
Jun 12
After 18 years with Bloomberg, @CarolineHydeTV is taking on a new journey away from the hustle and bustle of news.
We wish her the best in her new adventure! bloom.bg/4elgNbY
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If I were a trillionaire, I’d throw the biggest party for you guys.
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People are seeing frozen yogurt’s return and thinking it’s their time.
Jun 12
Grunge should make a comeback. It’s time.
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When your boss dumps a stack of papers on your desk at 4:55pm on Friday
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If they don’t spend the money on a ticket it will be worthless by the afternoon
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Hartford is New England’s Rising Star
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"Market Makers"? You mean bookies?
Jun 12
Market makers on Kalshi lost $22 million on the Knicks vs Spurs Game 4 moneyline
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