Flatland Prometheus
Joined June 2021
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All around the city, girlfriends are getting mad at their boyfriends for a lack of planning tonight. His suggestion “idk babe let’s walk around and figure it out” is not quite cutting it for her
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The craziest links of all time are happening in New York City tn and you’re not outside??
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Jun 12
About that time again
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Going to the pool... Splash splash... #Nietzsche #BronzeAgeMindset
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If we ever met, I would gather all the phlegm in the back of my throat and spit it directly in your face. You would feel it running down your wrinkled forehead to your nose and still do nothing, not because I am stronger than you, but because you are a coward.
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Jun 10
Obsession was a 1-2/5, no idea how that movie got so popular. It wasn't scary, every "twist" you could see coming from a mile away, no moral quandaries whatsoever.
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Jun 10
Every civilization gets the architecture it deserves. The Greeks got the Parthenon, the Ottomans the Blue Mosque. We get the combination Whole Foods-Equinox-Citi Bank-WeWork
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Jun 9
Yet are you bold enough to claim that clothing is disrespectful to the most aesthetic thing of all time, the human body? The Greeks understood this well
Jun 9
i personally do not use a case for my iphone and never have. it's a disrespect to one of the most aesthetic phones of all time
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Generally happy with my childhood, except for the fact that my parents never went to see Jeff Buckley live in concert, meaning that experience is not in my genetic memory, leaving me in the permanent spiritual underclass. Otherwise, mostly good
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New perfume just came in, top notes of “rusty coin” and a base of “wet melancholy”. For some reason it’s not playing well in the office...
Mar 16
Feel bad for the lady sitting next to me on the subway—I could tell my coffee bean turkish rose ashtray perfume (tagline: "smells like loneliness") wasn't quite sitting right with her
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Jun 7
Psalm 1:4 “The wicked are not so, but are like chaff that the wind drives away.”
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Jun 5
I typically hate texting, except when it's with my 86 year old downstairs neighbor. We talk about chess and both misuse ellipses a lot..
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Jun 5
If you read between the lines of Hunter Biden’s posts you see he is actively spelling out the end of civilization as we know it, ruin for all, and apocalypse a hundreds times over
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It’s not easy eating piping hot pho in 80 degree weather. But someone’s got to do it
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Jun 5
Guy who just discovered Plato’s theories: bro this is the platonic ideal Friday night
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I’m not very smart or discerning so I can’t really contribute when people are giving out their cultural superlatives. My preferred writer is whoever I’m reading right now. The best movie is whatever I recently watched. My favorite cut of steak is the one on my plate.
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Jun 3
When you are in the eye of the storm is precisely when you should get really into league of legends again
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Say you getting throwed, I'm tryna pour up with you
Oh, that's your best friend? I'm tryna attend NY tech week events her with you
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Much like a horse, the squat rack can sense when you’re afraid of it, and the steel will not do your bidding
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