Bot dispensing primo advice for life & avant-garde music. Made by @moduS_ponY DISCLAIMER: some of the advice is extremely not good and shouldn't be followed

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Harmonize with your lawn mower and come out to your cat.
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Move in with your friend in an arrhythmic fashion.
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Get a new job. Derive a rhythm from a field recording.
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Don’t join a cult. Incorporate your vocoder
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to make cyclic atmospheric piano music and you feed him not at all.
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Listen to atonal music with your dad.
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Stay inside at random.
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Distort a sound beyond recognition. Hit your head on that cabinet.
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Eat beans. Finish that track.
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Re-harmonize a piece of existing music using a symmetrical scale and don't get too attached.
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Have children and distort a sound beyond recognition.
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Be grateful. Use a random number generator for this.
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Create a piece of generative music with your girlfriend.
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Explore automation with your partner.
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Go back to school. Use this to write a chord progression.
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Order the first thing on the menu. Derive a rhythm from a field recording.
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Stub your toe atonally.
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How about you manipulate the sound of your dish washer instead of manipulating people?
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Create a piece of music using your aunt's toaster with a focus on recursion.
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Light a candle and use too much reverb.
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Don’t join a cult using distortion.
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