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Apr 28
Which color button do I press to make Lena Dunham bigger
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Mark Beef retweeted
For the record: Britain is going to do absolutely nothing to punish those involved or prevent this from happening in the future. The nation is completely raped and DONE.
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Been procrastinating on trimming this one branch in my backyard for a few days. It would take me 2 minutes to do it
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If you saw me on the street you'd have no idea if I'm male or female
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Why that one nigga got a dress on 🤣🤣🤣🤣
President Donald J. Trump stands alongside world leaders for the G7 Family Photo.
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Jun 16
🚨 We've got a Corey DOWN
🚨 PRAYERS UP FOR COREY FELDMAN
Breaking: 54-year-old actor Corey Feldman was rushed to a Los Angeles hospital on Monday, June 15, after suffering a medical emergency on a flight from Chicago to Los Angeles.
Paramedics met him at the gate upon arrival, and a doctor who was on board the flight assisted him. Doctors are evaluating possible pancreatitis or gallstones, and he remains hospitalized undergoing further tests.
Corey rose to fame as a beloved child star in iconic films like The Goonies, Stand by Me, and The Lost Boys. He’s been through so much over the years — sending him strength, healing energy, and all the positive vibes for a full and speedy recovery.
Wishing you the very best, Corey! Get well soon. 🙏
(Video: AI)
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Jun 16
If you only ever watch one Rocky film I think it should be Rocky IV
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Jun 16
When he's gone there's going to be a mad scramble to make up for lost times
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Jun 15
The left in America is so jealous right now
Jun 15
JUST IN: UK Government clarifies adults will still be able to use social media by verifying their identities with digital IDs, facial recognition, passports and credit cards.
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Jun 15
Relax, man. I’m not a cop. I was simply rebuilt with cybernetics to fight crime
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Jun 15
I spend alot of time at playgrounds lately and they all have one of these and I've never once seen 2 kids actually using it to play tic tac toe
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Jun 15
the other senators in star wars were probably like damn we really gotta treat this retarded Jamaican lizard seriously huh
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Jun 15
While wife was putting the toddler down I tried showing my infant the 3rd world guys beating the crap out of each other in front of the White house but that didn't seem to stop her crying
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Jun 15
Me and my 20 follower mutual who just replies “Patriot” to every one of my posts
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Jun 15
Arguing with grandma about whether or not Cameron Diaz smokes weed
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Jun 15
Guy in line at the bank made a fairly compelling case for me to detransition
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