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Joined October 2011
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There’s an American flag on the moon lol x.com/andylevy/status/309466…

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“Empty the trash Artie Lange” x.com/andylevy/statuses/2539…

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@gonzobigd done!
#FF RT @andylevy: #FF RT @andylevy: 5-0 at beer pong tonight, ladies. #formalineplease
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I gave up counting haha x.com/andylevy/status/142446…

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What's the deal with people who tell you they're unfollowing you LOL x.com/andylevy/status/142446…

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To follow up on this, it didn't make it any better LOL x.com/andylevy/status/142134…

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Dave Grohl's band is called Foo Fighters so I made a joke based on that LOL x.com/andylevy/status/142099…

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"Places, everyone" is something that's said on a movie set so I thought it was fitting for Occupy LA LOL x.com/andylevy/status/141750…

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Seriously, I have to retie these shoelaces all day cuz they get loose. Probably shouldn't have over-shared though LOL x.com/andylevy/status/141701…

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Melancholia is a film abt the end of the world directed by Lars von Trier not Michael Bay. Most ppl didn't get the joke x.com/andylevy/status/141282…

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In Doctor Who, the Cybermen are enemies of the Doctor (and of humanity, obvs). x.com/andylevy/status/140965…

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Many, many people informed me I did not stand alone on this, WHICH WAS THE JOKE LOL x.com/andylevy/status/140938…

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Those Pomplamoose commercials from last year made me want to use a staple gun on my head. And not in a fun way LOL x.com/andylevy/status/140219…

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I didn't really kill anything LOL x.com/andylevy/status/140526…

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Apparently by tweeting this I was bashing Seth Meyers, which was news to me! x.com/andylevy/status/140539…

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Apparently by tweeting this I was bashing Spielberg, which was news to me! x.com/andylevy/status/140567…

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Friday is the biggest shopping day of the year, so of COURSE stores are open LOL! x.com/andylevy/status/139945…

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All the RTs cured my hiccups. Thanks, everyone! x.com/andylevy/status/137772…

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