Saving all my really clever tweets until I'm famous.

Joined August 2010
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ALL THE HOSTS ARE ONE! Broadcast Geeks Ep. 35 - @donaldglover as Lando? sexpotcomedy.com/broadcast-g… #starwars #rogueone
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Dad bod?! I was going for sad bod.
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GETTING ENOUGH @ronbabcock? RHETORICAL. Ron guests on a new @broadcastgeeks! sexpotcomedy.com/broadcast-g… #GOT #StarWars
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If I had to guess nobody touting a return to industry has ever worked in a factory.
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ELECTRIC SHOCK SWITCH #caturday vine.co/v/idljQDxDnq3

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Fun secret: Replace the word writing with pacing and yelling at yourself like a self aware schizophrenic and you're correct.
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