ALT What’s your best quality? Easy, my brain which is why I need to be in a constant state of rest so it can be used to maximum effectiveness. Faves? (music, colour, movie, food) •The kind I can’t hear •Meh •No thanks •Just ate. Describe your craziest dream. More of a nightmare. Some dorkster asked me what my craziest dream was.

ALT Best memory from childhood? I made the school bully cry at assembly, just by making fun of his shoes. Most embarrassing moment at school? Guys with my brains and wit don’t get embarrassed. Describe the first job you ever had. Six years old. I was the site moderator for Kosmic Kaos, but that’s just because I hacked in and pretty much did what they should have been doing.

ALT Ten years from now, what are you doing? Probably lying down somewhere, video headgear on, manipulating my brain synapses to conquer yet another virtual army of Grogboars. My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? Cinderhella243 in my Underground Alliance. Never met her in person or seen her but man can she organize an onslaught. It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do? Sleeping, resting, lying down, leaning.