Professional Mouth Clown

Joined April 2010
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Congratulations Knickerbockers!! #NewYorkKnickerbockers #NBAChampions
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!
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Hahahahahahahaha 😆 Where is Kid Rock?!! Make it all the way douchebag!🇺🇸 #MericaFuckYeah
We are a fucking joke.
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"I hope that either all of us or none of us are judged by the actions of our weakest moments, but rather by the strength we show when and if we're ever given a second chance." ~Ted Lasso This post by @HunterBiden is insightful and contains wisdom, kindness, and grace.❤️
To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis: Show us your laptop. Show us your iCloud. Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation. You won’t. You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out. That is not who we are. My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count. For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame. I no longer believe that. Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us. And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts. That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena. Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next. Life does not determine our character. It reveals it. Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next? We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day. So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop. You won’t. The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing. That is the only definition that matters.
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The Druid Comedy Night Reunion Show! Call them (or DM me) to reserve a table… … Headliner… STERLING SCOTT!! #TheDruidComedyNight
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Lars Callieou retweeted
The Druid Comedy Night Reunion Show! Sunday June 28 at 7 PM I’m honestly VERY excited about this!! 😁😁😁 #YEG #YEG #Edmonton #TheDruidIrishPub
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The guy living there has 5 children from 3 different women, he tore down part of a house he doesn’t own and the rubble has been left in a pile. There’s a fight taking place on the front lawn and he constantly tries to get the neighborhood to buy into his get-rich-quick schemes.🇺🇸
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Nope. I’d just do fewer shows in the rain.😆
Be honest… would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $15M in the lottery today ??
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Lars Callieou retweeted
Is this the same Alberta government that banned books?????
Alberta government not in favour of banning social media for kids ctvnews.ca/edmonton/video/20…
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If anyone is a duolingo-er… duolingo-ist? I’m doing some learnin’. We can learnin’ together.🙂 I think it’s larscallie1 🤔 #Duolingo
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Sigh. This is the best option?😐 I believe in redemption and forgiveness, I think people should be given second chances, why does it seem like we’re the ones giving it 90% of the time? #sigh
If #Oilers elect to continue down the path with Mike Babcock, sources say the #NHLPA is in receipt of “significant” additional claims from their own investigation with players that were not publicly reported in 2023. Those claims were presented to #NHL prior to his resignation.
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Lars Callieou retweeted
Mama sheep reaction to having her baby brought back to her ❤️
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Yes!😍
Replying to @ExtraLars
How about a player-coach? My vote is Hyman.

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Could I make the second item… the other shoe?🤔 #Marks
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If given the choice between Babcock or say, running the team without a coach for a couple of seasons, I’d take a team without a coach. Maybe have A.I. coach the team? Or a capuchin monkey? Make the AMJ Campbell move of the game be the coach! #BrickBestSeats #Oilers
Sounds like the Oiler leadership group is firmly behind the Oilers going down this path. Babcock did meet with them to discuss things. It’s a critical time within this organization and it would seem they feel whatever negative publicity may result from this is trumped by the level of urgency to get over the hurdle and win a cup. Katz hasn’t hesitated to make these types of moves in the past.
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Lars Callieou retweeted
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Connor McDavid, YOU ARE the Ted Lindsay Award winner for the fifth time! 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 #NHLAwards The award is presented annually to the most outstanding player as voted by the players.
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For a post tomorrow which one is better?😊 (I can’t decide)🤔
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Lars Callieou retweeted
I didn't follow Hunter Biden because of who his father is. I followed him because I know what it's like to hate the person staring back at you in the mirror. I know what it's like to carry shame, guilt, and the belief that you've gone too far to come back. When Hunter talks about addiction, I don't hear a celebrity, I hear someone who survived, someone who walked through hell and made it out the other side. There are millions of us who share that experience with different politics, different backgrounds, different lives ... But the same damn pain. The same fight. The same choice to keep living. That's why I'm a supporter. 👊🏼
Replying to @hpmcd1
Glorification? There was zero glory in my addiction. It was truly the most excruciatingly humiliating and degrading experience you could possibly imagine. I wanted to commit suicide almost daliy, but didn’t have the courage for even that. Instead I’d reach for the pipe or the bottle. The cowards way out. The guilt. The shame. The hurt. The absolute misery of it. Yet here I am. And I am not alone. There are millions upon millions of us. We don’t all agree on politics or people or who we root for on Sunday. But we all have the shared experience of walking through that fire and surviving. I chose to live. That’s not a joke.
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I’m doing a backyard comedy show tomorrow, it’s for an old friend, they’re turning 50 so they hired me to do comedy. Translation: I’m a birthday clown now. Book your birthday/anniversary 🤡 #BirthdayClown
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.@HunterBiden is the best thing to happen to Twitter in years! He’s layin’ it down right now.👏🔥 #GoHunterGo
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