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F3 Excuses @F3Excuses

Fartsacking is a time tested and proven system to get out of exercising in the gloomy morning. We've got you covered with the excuses you'll need to save face.

Joined November 2017
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F3 Excuses@F3Excuses
22 Feb 2018
I'm getting too buff. Business suit too tight in the bicep and thigh areas. #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack
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F3 Excuses@F3Excuses
19 Feb 2018
Dog peed in workout shoes. Taking it to the pound. #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack
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F3 Excuses@F3Excuses
15 Feb 2018
Rooster didn't crow. Took it as a sign to stay in bed. #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack
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While cheering for the Eagles I jumped up and the whirling ceiling fan knocked me unconscious. Because of the welt I'm too embarrassed to show up for workout. #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack
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F3 Excuses@F3Excuses
30 Jan 2018
Wife used workout gloves for gardening. Can't workout in dirty gloves. #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack
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F3 Excuses@F3Excuses
26 Jan 2018
F3 shirt still in wash. Can't get buff without it. #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack
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F3 Excuses@F3Excuses
23 Jan 2018
Got tangled in bed sheets and pillows. Resting from the struggle. #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack
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F3 Excuses@F3Excuses
18 Jan 2018
Stayed up late trying to recruit friend over a beer. Might have ended up being 6 to 10 beers? #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack
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Had some bad food last night. Can't be more than ten feet from toilet. #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack
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Girlfriend wants me to spend time with her. Helping her organize her purse. #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack
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F3 Excuses@F3Excuses
28 Dec 2017
Stayed up late binge watching Stranger Things on Netflix. Now afraid of the gloom. #StrangerThings #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack
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F3 Excuses@F3Excuses
12 Dec 2017
Tried to do some extra credit running, got the poops a couple of miles away. A messy penguin walk home. I think I'm good for today. #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack #actualexcuse
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Had the sniffles when I woke up. Might be getting leprosy. #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack
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I was up before everyone sending emails...so caught up in my wordsmithing I missed the exercise. #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack #actualexcuse
Went to the wrong exercise location. Had to explain Balls to the Wall to the officers that were called. #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack
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F3 Excuses@F3Excuses
30 Nov 2017
Stepped on a Lego this morning and bled on the carpet. Wife making me scrub the carpet. #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack
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F3 Excuses@F3Excuses
28 Nov 2017
Wife got frisky this morning and think I pulled a muscle doing my move. #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack
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F3 Excuses@F3Excuses
26 Nov 2017
Sprained wrist fighting an elderly woman over a Black Friday deal. She got the TV. #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack #blackfriday
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F3 Excuses@F3Excuses
22 Nov 2017
Too much turkey...and stuffing...and pie. Belly now flows over my running shorts and I can't get out of recliner. #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack
F3 Excuses@F3Excuses
20 Nov 2017
Cat frayed workout shoes laces. Too difficult to tie now. #fitness #exercise #sleep #fartsack
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