@f3_skyline was DR but no off days for Latta. MLF and Brooks managed to get dropped in the first minute, @JohnOgburn knee didn’t explode, Sausage and YHC got the no sleeves memo & Speedo joined from Chicago
Check out my run on Strava.
strava.app.link/eIEplI86Psb
This is your 2-day pre-blast so you can plan your week accordingly.
After 2 years, YHC will be handing off the reigns to @F3Metro’s premier bootcamp this weds.
I’m calling my own number one more time. Come out and support your boy @joedimatteo and witness the epic handoff
5 yrs ago tomorrow @F3_ReddFoxx convinced me to try his new workout cult @F3Metro with an “easy” Bootcamp at freedom park.
@bmorton36 was on Q and we did the Regicide, of course. 5 years later and 200 #bandits attended, it’s still miserable.
YHC on Q. Guess what we’ll do?
His favorite pick-up line in college was “hey girl, you want to go under center?”
He’s @F3Metro’s TP @braxtonsnyder and he’s your Q at #bandit tomorrow.
Come here him try to explain why this article isn’t weird at all
sbnation.com/platform/amp/20…
Also, if you haven’t donated to #give2give
1. @bmac29 is going to find you and knee cap you
2. Look at your Strava for November (or use your fingers and toes like @F3Doobie) and consider $1 or $5 for each post.
Every $ helps, or so @slaughterF3 says when he flies 1st class
@F3Metro
I’m still not sure if his last name rhymes with skeeter or guitar, but twitterless Broken Bell is ringing in the Christmas season at #bandit tomorrow.
@F3Metro
During these polarizing times, it’s nice to have something we can all agree on.
That’s right. Coach K still sucks.
Come celebrate the first loss in the beginning of the end with @joedimatteo at #bandit tomorrow.
If he celebrates too hard, @F3Doobie on standby.
@F3Metro@daniel_quaranta with the lead at #bandit, metro’s premier Wednesday workout.
It promises to be muy al dente, which is Italian for very dente. Slice will explain.
@daniel_quaranta brought em out and dropped some knowledge. 20 pax, give or take. @tom_d_ellis made his annual appearance. @bmac29 brought some flyers. If someone finds a lost husky dog with no name on the greenway, hit up @joedimatteo
He’s dependable, predictable, always available in a pinch and leaves you feeling good inside.
@F3Doobie is @F3Metro ‘s comfort food Q and he’s got the menu for #bandit tomorrow.
Come get some.
Yo @f3metro
Gibbie says I can finally leave my house tomorrow.
Unfortunately for you, I forgot to find a Q for #bandit, so my first post-quarantine activity will be taking out 10 days of pent up rage on any pax that show up.
Pax 1: you heard about this MAF stuff?
Pax 2: naw, what is it?
Pax 1: you like, run slow and it helps you run fast
Pax 2: ha, sounds like fake news
Pax 1: yea, he loves it
Pax 2: huh?
@F3Metro come to #bandit to see the MAF master @F3_FakeNews take the governor off