Joined June 2020
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18 Jun 2024
Attention @F3Metro! Thursday 5:30 @edstavernclt is the 1 year anniversary of Thirsty Third Thursday. Be there.

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17 Jan 2024
16 Jan 2024
Replying to @F3Metro
@F3Metro don’t be a sissy tomorrow. If Tay Tay can swag surf when it’s -4°, you can get your ass to #bandit when it’s 18°. YHC on Q. @joedimatteo @TheNickFoy @bmac29
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27 Aug 2022
@f3_skyline⁩ was DR but no off days for Latta. MLF and Brooks managed to get dropped in the first minute, ⁦@JohnOgburn⁩ knee didn’t explode, Sausage and YHC got the no sleeves memo & Speedo joined from Chicago Check out my run on Strava. strava.app.link/eIEplI86Psb
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19 Jun 2022
This is your 2-day pre-blast so you can plan your week accordingly. After 2 years, YHC will be handing off the reigns to @F3Metro’s premier bootcamp this weds. I’m calling my own number one more time. Come out and support your boy @joedimatteo and witness the epic handoff
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10 May 2022
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11 May 2022
Three of these four things came true… @F3_Paula
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4 Apr 2022
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15 Feb 2022
5 yrs ago tomorrow @F3_ReddFoxx convinced me to try his new workout cult @F3Metro with an “easy” Bootcamp at freedom park. @bmorton36 was on Q and we did the Regicide, of course. 5 years later and 200 #bandits attended, it’s still miserable. YHC on Q. Guess what we’ll do?
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8 Feb 2022
His favorite pick-up line in college was “hey girl, you want to go under center?” He’s @F3Metro’s TP @braxtonsnyder and he’s your Q at #bandit tomorrow. Come here him try to explain why this article isn’t weird at all sbnation.com/platform/amp/20…

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28 Dec 2021
And they said it couldn’t be done. Check out my run on Strava. strava.app.link/Z1duf0E2lmb

27 Dec 2021
Replying to @F3Metro
If done properly, there will be 5 miles, 160 merkins, 160 lbcs, 40 pull-ups and 40 dips.
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21 Dec 2021
Replying to @F3Metro
@F3Metro Me: …let’s google “Screech Christmas” for a good meme for my #bandit pre-blast for tomorrow Internet: here you go vice.com/amp/en/article/5gjg…

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21 Dec 2021
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8 Dec 2021
5 for what was in fact almost a deadly workout. PSA; the greenway floods when it rains @ctbohmfalk @F3_Maybe @F3Doobie you were there.
7 Dec 2021
Replying to @F3Metro
@F3Metro The Soviet assassin #KGB (the real one) has the keys at #bandit tomorrow. It promises to be silent but deadly.
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30 Nov 2021
Also, if you haven’t donated to #give2give 1. @bmac29 is going to find you and knee cap you 2. Look at your Strava for November (or use your fingers and toes like @F3Doobie) and consider $1 or $5 for each post. Every $ helps, or so @slaughterF3 says when he flies 1st class
30 Nov 2021
Replying to @F3Metro
@F3Metro I’m still not sure if his last name rhymes with skeeter or guitar, but twitterless Broken Bell is ringing in the Christmas season at #bandit tomorrow.
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10 Nov 2021
Replying to @F3Metro
@F3Metro During these polarizing times, it’s nice to have something we can all agree on. That’s right. Coach K still sucks. Come celebrate the first loss in the beginning of the end with @joedimatteo at #bandit tomorrow. If he celebrates too hard, @F3Doobie on standby.
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10 Nov 2021
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2 Nov 2021
Replying to @F3Metro
@F3Metro @daniel_quaranta with the lead at #bandit, metro’s premier Wednesday workout. It promises to be muy al dente, which is Italian for very dente. Slice will explain.
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3 Nov 2021
@daniel_quaranta brought em out and dropped some knowledge. 20 pax, give or take. @tom_d_ellis made his annual appearance. @bmac29 brought some flyers. If someone finds a lost husky dog with no name on the greenway, hit up @joedimatteo
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26 Oct 2021
He’s dependable, predictable, always available in a pinch and leaves you feeling good inside. @F3Doobie is @F3Metro ‘s comfort food Q and he’s got the menu for #bandit tomorrow. Come get some.
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5 Oct 2021
Yo @f3metro Gibbie says I can finally leave my house tomorrow. Unfortunately for you, I forgot to find a Q for #bandit, so my first post-quarantine activity will be taking out 10 days of pent up rage on any pax that show up.
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7 Sep 2021
Replying to @F3Metro
@F3Metro Really not sure who’s Q’ing #bandit tomorrow. I know it’s NOT Broken Bell. It could be you. It could be me. show up to find out.
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8 Sep 2021
It appears that I was the Q. Fun was had by 15. Hit the always miserable mega-deck for a change of pace. @F3_ReddFoxx @bjosie280 @BrianHydrick @F3Freeloader @TheNickFoy @joedimatteo @f3curly TAPs for @F3Valdez 2.0 on her journey across the Atlantic
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24 Aug 2021
Pax 1: you heard about this MAF stuff? Pax 2: naw, what is it? Pax 1: you like, run slow and it helps you run fast Pax 2: ha, sounds like fake news Pax 1: yea, he loves it Pax 2: huh? @F3Metro come to #bandit to see the MAF master @F3_FakeNews take the governor off
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25 Aug 2021
12 for a tour of freedom park favorites. Not sure I did this MAF thing correctly.
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