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FENTCOM Update
Thought war is about to start back up today?
Seems you forgot today is TACO Tuesday.
(And also, the USS George H.W. Bush is not in position yet)
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We had to take a break from posting because all systems aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln are falling apart.
Here is tonight's gourmet dinner aboard the Lincoln, definitely that lobster stuff Hegseth talked about.
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URGENT: Trump just now self-declared a 2-week ceasefire with Iran.
If Iran does not lift the blockade of the Hormuz, war continues. Trump expects Iran not to fire on US targets and in return, the US wont hit Iran.
Iran is currently firing Wave 99 against Israel.
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Iran admitted to having enriched uranium since 2004, over 22 years ago.
The entire professional "journalist" apparatus is unqualified for their jobs.
Multi-million-dollar salaries given to mindless, drooling scriptreaders that are paid big bucks to yap and lie.
Apr 7
So Iran now ADMITS they had enriched uranium… Hmm weird. Trump was right again
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Community note
Iran publicly announced that it had enriched uranium on April 11, 2006. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_p… armscontrol.org/factsheets/Tim…
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The FENTCOM Warning Service is issuing an indefinite Explosion Watch for:
Central and Southern Iran
Eastern and Central Saudi Arabia
Israel
Kuwait
Bahrain
Dubai County
Abu Dhabi County
Damaged roofs, windows, and vehicles may occur. Avoid windows. Take shelter.
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The civilization on its way out might not be the one that you think it is.
Apr 7
Trump on Iran: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again."
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FENTCOM Poll
Do you think George here would do a better job than Pegseth?
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Trump: I am polling higher than anybody has ever polled in Venezuela.
After I am finished with this, I can go to Venezuela, I can quickly learn Spanish, and I will run for president.
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"Praise be to Allah" - Trump on Easter Sunday
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This random guy named Alberto predicted it.
Apr 5
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says there is a "good chance" of a deal with Iran within 24 hours.
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TrumpWatch Update
Glompf is headed to the Golf Course despite everything going on.
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"Can you please improve America?"
"Ukraine"
"Why did you cut aid to farmers and small businesses?"
"Greenland"
"I voted for you to improve Ameri-"
"Venezuela"
"Zoomers are broke as -"
"Iran"
"There's fent all over the -"
"Cuba"
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1st threat - 48 hours - nothing happened.
2nd threat - extended to 1 week - nothing happened.
3rd threat - "Tuesday... you'll be living in Hell" - we will see.
Chances are he'll be tap-dancing again tomorrow once markets reopen.
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Geolocation of US aircraft graveyard containing at least two MC-130s and two MH-6 Little Birds.
32.258394, 51.901927. South of Isfahan. Very far from the F-15E crash site.
The MC-130s "got stuck in the mud" per US sources (@michaeldweiss).
Iranians at site:
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@CENTCOM has not posted anything in over a whopping 48 hours.
Someone should do a wellness check. Seems they might be reliving the PTSD of Eagle Claw.
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A MASSIVE new achievement was made by US FENTCOM.
A major Kurdish news organization based out of Iraq, @RudawKurdi, has made an official report recognizing @FENTCOM.
This is the first-ever major media recognition for US FENTCOM.
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We are now detaining random people with similar-sounding names to Iranian figures based solely on Laura Loomer's ramblings and nothing else.
Until recently, Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and her daughter were green card holders living lavishly in the United States.
Afshar is the niece of deceased Iranian Major General Qasem Soleimani. She is also an outspoken supporter of the Iranian regime who celebrated attacks on Americans and referred to our country as the "Great Satan."
This week, I terminated both Afshar and her daughter's legal status and they are now in ICE custody, pending removal from the United States.
The Trump Administration will not allow our country to become a home for foreign nationals who support anti-American terrorist regimes.
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More on CENTCOM's brazen, cowardly attack here:
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FENTCOM Update
@CENTCOM tried to wage a war against our account even though we clearly labelled ourselves as a parody account.
CENTCOM should focus on getting untangled from the quagmire that the Tel Aviv and Island guys started, instead of policing social media.
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The US has used up most of its long-range JASSM-ER stealth missiles for the Iran war. Iranian AD has also intercepted a quantity of them.
Only about 425 remain available worldwide out of 2,300 prewar.
Replacing them could take years.
Source: Bloomberg
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