The Fantasy Hitman | Co-host of @theffballers and @spitballerspod | he/him
Joined August 2011
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29 Jul 2025
Juice knows. You should know too
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Jun 8
Crisis averted!
QB Jacoby Brissett "plans to report" to Cardinals' minicamp this week, per @JFowlerESPN and @joshweinfuss.
"How much he does on the field remains uncertain."
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Jun 4
Perfect tweet. No notes
Jun 4
A guide for reacting to the latest Rome Odunze (foot) comments:
1. If you are a Luther Burden truther (me): Be sure you compare this to 2022 Allen Robinson foot stress fracture. Then shove yesterday's Rome comments down the haters' throats.
2. If you are a Rome Odunze bro: Brush off the comments, we are still three months from the season. Be sure to again cite the 2025 catchable ball rate, and that Rome was playing through injury.
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Jun 4
have been dangerously bullish on watson this offseason. at least the packers agree with me
Jun 4
ESPN sources: Green Bay WR Christian Watson and the Packers reached agreement today on a four-year, $110.5 million contract extension that includes a $31 million signing bonus.
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Jun 3
We boutta draft rams DST in the 4th round
I texted Aaron Donald about coming out of retirement and playing for the Rams, alongside Myles Garrett:
βIβm for sure flirting with the idea. Helluva an opportunity with the Super Bowl in SoFi this year. If I can find the fire, itβs a possibility.β
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May 28
Bears coach Ben Johnson: "I'm shorting Pants Stock right now."
May 28
Bears coach Ben Johnson: βIβm buying Luther Burden stock right now.β
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May 19
It's time for my Rashee Rice #FFLegalUpdate after spending some time with the court documents this afternoon.
I think my opinion on this case will surprise you a bit, because as always, the devil is in the details.
Here are my thoughts...
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May 4
Kenneth Walker knows ball/cookies
May 4
Kenneth Walker just argued that "double stuf" are a Top 3 Oreo and it's been a long time since I've been this disappointed.
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Just drafted Bryce Lance to my dynasty team that still has Trey Lance on the roster:
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Apr 28
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Apr 26
The Official League of Record Draft Lottery just took place.
With a heavy heart, my king CMC falls back into the 2026 draft pool.
BUT, that means I kept Bijan Robinson
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Apr 23
George Pickens will be happy today π
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