Despite the major championship victory earlier in the season, Simp currently has the lowest win % this season compared to any other season in his career. Simp’s records per game: BO4: 36-9 (80.0%) MW19: 28-9 (75.7%) CW: 37-7 (84.1%) VG: 34-16 (68.0%) MWII: 34-18 (65.4%) MWIII: 43-10 (81.1%) BO6: 36-15 (70.6%) BO7: 29-19 (60.4%) Overall: 277-103 (72.9%)

this year’s Comrades Marathon broke the record for novice runners 🔥 🔥 across the country Hyrox events sell out, Pilates studios are full, cycling clubs are thriving & padel courts are booked massively inspiring to see the investment into health & wellness!! 🦾🦾

Honestly shottzy getting the ace and pissing on them was the worst thing that could've happened bro was just heat checking the rest of the map 😭

Honestly Kremp deserves to be on a T4 team

3-1 Optic 3-2 GM8s 3-0 100T

Israeli lawyer Ben Marmarelli says Palestinian prisoners he represents beg him not to visit because they're raped each time he is due to meet them. This is a scene from Al Jazeera's shocking new documentary on Israel's systematic use of rape.

Holy shit this is lowkey embarassing now 😭

Bro wtf is that red???

Guys tell me why my downstairs neighbour is the striker for bafana bafana 😭😭😭

If we're all breaking GA's it might be time 🐍

Ask me to DM them just to send the same generic message 3 times in a row this is actually a sick joke

So after logging support with Uber eats and not sniffing a response for over 4 days i tweet @Uber_RSA and there agent then tends to my chat with a copy pasted AI response not even removing the AI suggestion at the bottom

You’re being witchy and I love it girl 🪄📜🔮

I beg your pardon?

Honestly respect to Boston

The mobilisation, based on its framing of problems, DOES invite violence & hate. There is no way it is not going to result into mass looting & bloodshed. We know what we are talking about. We have organised marches since we were teenagers. We have looong engaged in nation scale agitation against - corruption, fees, anti-black racism and white supremacy. We have done nationwide shutdowns, confronted the establishment right from its heart for economic freedom & international solidarity. We are not NEW to this! We know it! We can see Counter-Revolution from far! It will not end well! Above all: it will not have any social or economic benefit from it. Zero! Just a country in ruin! We keep telling you, stop it, but you think you are heroic. Your handlers seek the destabilisation and international isolation of South Africa. And you are handing it to them on a silver platter- it will not end well! There is a BETTER way to deal with your problems: this is not it. You left those who are the cause of your unemployment, poverty and corruption unchallenged. You will only succeed to ruin your country- that is all! Again: I impress on you- stop this movement, it only leads to self-mutilation, self-sabotage and self-ruin

In fact, OpTic have won the last 3 major tournaments in Paris. ESWC 2015 in AW, ESWC 2016 in BO3, and CWL Paris 2017 in IW.

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