This/Recruit. Was 4th Squad Leader in boot camp. PFC Wagner is my libo buddy. 123 Weapons. 5-5-fucking-6.
Joined March 2012
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There’s a bald eagle at the UFC White House weigh ins
It doesn’t get more American than this 🇺🇸
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September 2010 Kunar province, my platoon was in an ambush that ended with at least 30 Taliban dead. Barely two days later I was in a Peter Piper Pizza celebrating my daughter's 3rd birthday. That's straining the human mind in ways we weren't meant to.
Jun 12
One of the craziest parts about GWOT was mid-tour leave.
You could be in a knock down drag out street fight one day. Then 24 hours later, be on a beach in Miami.
I remember thinking how unnatural it felt.
I don’t think humans were designed for that to feel normal.
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I've officially submitted my addition to the GWOT memorial in DC. For decades, we found the sacred phrase carved and written in flat surfaces, mostly portapotties, through the middle east. From Kuwait to Ramadi to Mosul to Arifjan and Bagram. We don't do revisionist history here.
Jun 11
I have a better idea than this; make it a learning experience. Have stations throughout the memorial that introduce you to the feeling of GWOT.
° Shoe throwing(just for fun) -set it up like a carnie booth. Get to understand how GW Bush felt.🤣
° Poop pit- the ground mysteriously falls out from under you. Definitely bring your NVG’s.
° ROE Station- you have to let someone kick you in the balls while a politician rewrites the rules.
° Concession stand- you pay & are all ready to go, but they won’t give you your sandwich.
Every time someone completes all tasks flawlessly, move the exit point & tell them you have changed the goals, so they can’t go home yet.
*Bonus round- bring in some dirty hippies to convince the tourists they lost after they successfully negotiate all stations.
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Reenlisting.
Jun 10
WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE BUT YOU KEEP TAKING IT ??
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Jun 11
It needs to have J.Lo listed as a casualty along with Five Finger Death Punch and Seether playing on loop
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Jun 10
The GWOT memorial should be a giant statue of Toby Keith, cast from melted down Rip-It cans.
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is there any proven way to make time go slower?
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There are a LOT of Marines in infantry units who are far more worried about the uniformity of each rifleman than their lethality and it is a continuing detriment to the Infantry
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I base far too many health decisions off the color of my piss. If I’m properly hydrated, I’ll probably be fine. If I’m not properly hydrated, I’ll drink some water, and I’ll probably be fine.
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A man does not ask for a lighter burden or stronger shoulders, but for a well-designed pack that shifts the weight to his hips.
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He doesn’t deserve that NDSM.
Jun 7
California Navy sailor, 25, 'caught in ISIS plot to kill Special Forces using rocket-propelled grenades and drones' trib.al/BODZbvQ
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Jun 5
Not stolen valor, just a dork.
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Jun 5
Horrific.
A Navy sailor with a lengthy history of sexual assault and domestic violence accusations is expected to plead guilty on Monday to killing a fellow service member last year and dumping her body near a Virginia naval base.
stripes.com/branches/navy/20…
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It really isn’t that shocking tbh.
May 31
Once you’ve admitted to masturbating in porta potties, the bar for shocking behavior is pretty much gone
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