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Funny Or Die Weather @FOD_Weather

Funny Or Die Weather will blow the doors off your stupid, boring, old weather app.

Joined July 2009
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The Funny Or Die Weather app is here! Real weather. Real funny. Get it now: bit.ly/1860NYB
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22 Jan 2015
Announcing the new Funny Or Die Weather app! Weather & laughs together at last. Get it now: bit.ly/1860NYB
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50% chance of people caring about your homerun in the company softball game.
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Severe and traumatic thunderstorms reminiscent of your parents arguing before dad left.
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Heavy Rain: God's Depressed Again.
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Raining punches at your prone groin. You mouthed off to the wrong Navy Seal.
Hard rain and loud thunder. Great day to wear a fisherman's rain coat and yell "Thar she blows!"
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All clouds gather into one clump to form a cloud Pangea.
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Wispy light rain and gentle breezes. Great day to go to work naked.
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Gruff and mangy like Luis Guzman.
Really clean, like someone just said "Shit, let's get it extra right today."
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Weather is canceled today cause of Meth.
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Thunder that sounds a lot like the Dave Mathews Band.
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Darkness all day with two seconds of intense sunlight at a random time.
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Rain for two seconds followed by a blast of 1000 degree sunlight.
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Ball lightning that looks like the old Pac Man Ghosts.
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Slightly slight with a chance of thinness and contrivance.
Cold and damp, like senior citizen porn.
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"It's raining, it's pouring, the old man can't afford his prescription medication."
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It's raining Jazz Cats and Curb Dogz.
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