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Thiago comes on for Semenyo
Got away with Semenyo not playing today
First bench jam of the season
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Oh boo hoo
YouTube
YouTube also harmful
If they use it for revision, use the internet, use your teachers, it’s a bs excuse
How many sit & revise on YT before falling into the scroll & search hole
Have you seen what our kids have access to on @YouTube
Not all innocent
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Seeing many woke/uneducated posts about the social media laws from adults only cements the fact further that it’s a great idea!
I don’t want my kids seeing posts from idiots!
It worked in Australia
It’s a great law that only woke/pedos/kids/lazy teachers/bad parents won’t like
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🚨 SUMMARY: The UK's social media ban for children from early 2027:
- "User-to-user" apps where people create, share and interact with content (e.g. TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, YouTube, X, Facebook) will be banned for under-16s
- WhatsApp, Signal and YouTube Kids will be exempt
- Under-16s will also be banned from livestreaming, messaging strangers on gaming apps like Discord and using disappearing messages
- 16 and 17 year olds will face nightly social media curfews and limits on infinite scrolling with more details next month
- AI "romantic companion" chatbots will be banned for under-18s
- Adults can still access social media through age checks like facial recognition, digital IDs, passports and credit cards
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“Stare at a wall”
Is the answer to the question “you had 9 hours screen time over the weekend, what will you do with that time now you can’t go online”
Stare at a wall!
Let that sink in!
If this alone doesn’t confirm the ban is the right call,what will?
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Anyone who thinks that kids NEED social media is either not a parent, a child under 16/17, a bad parent, a terrible lazy teacher, or a pedo!
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Teachers?
Really?
The ones who have parents trust in looking after and guiding our children during the day?
They should be more happy about this than anyone!
How about earn your money and educate rather than relying on social media to do your job!
🚨NEW: Teachers are raising concerns about a ban on YouTube for under-16s as many year 10 and 11 students use the platform to learn and revise GCSE content
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This & the total ban for under 16’s is the only thing @Keir_Starmer has done since coming in which will benefit the cojntry, & families
It may not seem so for 16/17 year olds, but in the long term it will be a benefit to them and their parents
Finally he’s done something right
Jun 14
🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer will introduce nightly social media curfews for 16 and 17-year-olds as part of the Government's social media ban
[@thetimes]
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No one cares buddy
Each to their own
You’ll miss some great games, regardless of which teams partake, it’s football, it’s the World Cup…
What do you expect for timings when it’s in USA/Mex/Can - strange one
I guess the World Cup is not only for the prisons not the part time
Jun 14
I’ve not watched a single game of this world cup yet.
All very low quality games thus far.
And the timings are so inconvenient.
Won’t watch a single game that isn’t england until the knockouts.
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Jun 13
If England don’t win then I’d love to see Portugal win it.
But Brazil have an amazing squad, a great manager, are best suited to the conditions, and nobody is talking about them much… dangerous!
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Jun 11
And we’re off!
Enjoy the competition everyone!!
Let’s hope it’s a generational one 💚
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Jun 10
Is @LeeDixon2 going to be commentating on every World Cup game for @ITV @itvfootball?
So so bad
No personality
No enthusiasm
Monotone
Nice guy im sure but terrible commentator & pundit
Would rather Eni Aluko & I hope I never see or hear her again in my lifetime
Sort it out
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Jun 10
Ok m taking odds that Pickford will be lobbed in the World Cup at some stage
As chandler from friends would say…
Could he beeee any further off his line?!
The whole half he’s been uncomfortably too far out
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Jun 10
And the award for the most pathetic nonsensical naive crybaby detached from reality sour grape post ever goes to…
Jun 10
Manchester United have played this brilliantly with Elliot Anderson. It is apparent they had moved on from him for a while once they knew the ridiculous asking price, but have stayed in it long enough to force City into paying full freight & break the transfer record for him anyway.
Better yet, Marinakis could go completely insane, rejects all bids & then draws it out so he ends up staying at Forest. Now United just have to go finish the job by finding far better value in the market, sign Mateus Fernandes & make their money stretch far better than this deal.
Comes a point where the juice isn’t worth the squeeze & we are well past that.
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Jun 10
WTAF
Someone at @NUFC is getting sacked
This is not only awful but makes me feel physically sick
Perhaps that’s the ploy, to put opponents off and make them feel dizzy!
@alanshearer
Jun 10
Just my opinion, but I think Newcastle’s new home shirt is possibly the most hideous football shirt I’ve ever seen.
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Jun 9
My @SpursOfficial wish list this summer
(Some are clearly either or picks and in no particular order)
Marmoush
Scott
Wharton
Savinho
Nico González
Van Hecke
Senesi
Trafford
Bruno G
Rashford
Nunez
#tottenham
#spurs
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Jun 6
Lee Dixon is probably the most boring man in football, & the worse commentator/pundit
Even even hinted at a semi racist comment tonight
@itvfootball @ITV seriously, how is he still getting gigs.
Shows why you’re never be a go to chanel for sports other when there’s no choice
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Jun 6
There is no way we can win or come close to winning the World Cup in this heat!
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Jun 4
My bet is Alvarez
Take him away from Barca’s clutches and rival Madrid team
🚨 Florentino Pérez on the €150m offer: “My goal is to excite the fans and bring the best players to Real Madrid”.
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Jun 1
A positive for Arsenal losing the ucl is no posts about rice winning the Ballon d'Or every 2 minutes
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