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Francis Potts @FPotts

Retired indie author, avid reader, and simply a fun bloke, apparently.

Joined November 2011
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A bit like Royston Vasey.
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It's Wednesday. Why have we stopped?
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Is Keir Starmer wielding a light sabre? #askingforafriend
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Hopefully, that's the biopsy done.
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Francis Potts@FPotts
28 Nov 2025
Are Atlético Madrid trying to solve the migrant problem? #askingforafriend
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I drove to Lidl's so I didn't have to lug the bags back.
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Francis Potts@FPotts
20 Oct 2025
People discard the strangest things.
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Andrew Warhol? I didn't realise he was so posh.
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Francis Potts@FPotts
18 Sep 2025
Political infighting. There are only two of them; they make the Labour Party look like rank amateurs.
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I also noticed that there were no children in the basket.
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Francis Potts@FPotts
31 Aug 2025
Cats like to hide in boxes, but they aren't always very good at it.
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Francis Potts@FPotts
20 Aug 2025
The first one I've seen.
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Amazon supplying fighter jets?
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Francis Potts@FPotts
31 Jul 2025
Apparently, it's illegal to recognise the Palestinian state, because it doesn't have well defined borders. That's because Israel has nicked most of it since 1948. WTF?
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Francis Potts@FPotts
25 Jul 2025
This is from Netanyahu's Twitter account. He neglects to mention that Israel seeks a state instead of Palestine, most of whose land Israel has nicked since 1948.
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This turned up in my Facebook feed. Is breastfeeding dangerous? #askingforafriend
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Francis Potts@FPotts
17 Jun 2025
Can you get Viagra for toothpaste? #askingforafriend
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Francis Potts@FPotts
16 May 2025
Once upon a time, Twitter was fun. Now it's more like Don Dastardly and Musky's shopping channel.
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Francis Potts@FPotts
16 May 2025
The weeds in the back yard aren't looking too bad.
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Francis Potts@FPotts
21 Apr 2025
Well known misprints. Schindler's lift.
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