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Taco trucks would be cooler if they drove thru neighborhoods like ice cream trucks and also sold booze. #NationalTacoDay #WednesdayWisdom
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11 May 2018
Need a new playlist to vibe out for that #FridayFeeling? Check out this dope Spotify list of the hottest songs out right now: open.spotify.com/user/123640… #nowplaying
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What if the Internet was so slow it loaded one word at a time? Defend #NetNeutrality battleforthenet.com
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Have you noticed all the Twitter Nazi's who say "LaVar Ball 's son should have stayed in jail for shoplifting in China", were the same people defending Ryan Lochte & the US swim team who were engaged in criminal activities last year in Brazil. It was "kids will be kids" talk
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19 Nov 2017
In retrospect, this season of America was clearly building up to a LaVar Ball-Donald Trump ladder match in the season finale.
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15 Nov 2017
If EA suffers big enough losses from the backlash of #Battlefront2 , and it all started because some guy couldn't unlock Vader, this will be the second time Anakin brought balance to something. #WednesdayWisdom
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13 Nov 2017
I bet people with one arm are amazing at spooning. #MondayMotivation
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10 Nov 2017
Issues Democrats are debating: healthcare, student loan debt, minimum wage Issues Republicans are debating: pedophilia #RoyMooreChildMolester
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Spoiler Alert; the @nytimes story is about Louis CK allegedly jerking off in front of female comedians. It's been like common knowledge for years.
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One of the worst feelings is the feeling of your sleeves sliding down you wrists as you wash your hands #WednesdayWisdom
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Referring to your employees as "family" is the corporate equivalent to telling a prostitute you love her. #TuesdayThoughts
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Why do Republicans only care about mental health when the shooter is white? #TexasChurchMassacre #MondayMotivation
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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Yeah they do...with guns. #GunControl #SutherlandSpringsTexas
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I hate to spend $6.50 on 6 pieces of raw chicken, but dont hesitate to spend $5 on 1 chicken sandwich. #NationalSandwichDay #FridayFeeling
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Here Are Demi Lovato’s Sexiest Snapchat Videos From Halloween: goo.gl/bMbK3Y #news #ThursdayThoughts
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Kendall Jenner Freed The Nipple For Steamy Calvin Klein Photoshoot: goo.gl/upykNx #news #ThursdayThoughts
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2016: The year all your favorite celebrities died 2017: The year all your favorite celebrities were dead to you. #ThursdayThoughts
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This is a bold new marketing campaign by Papa Johns pizza:
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Trump has tweeted more about the #NYCTerroristAttack than the Las Vegas shooting and Charlottesville attack combined. I wonder why...
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