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This beanbag-ish bed is about 6-7 inches off the ground and this goofy goober jumps on it like she’s diving into a lake.
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My entire adult life Iran has been a menace, to put it mildly. Nothing has changed. What a wasted opportunity.
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Free leg pics on the timeline!
First year really having to deal with mosquitos in New Mexico.. and FUCK MOSQUITOS I slept with a leg outside the covers last night.. eleven bites on one leg..
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Can’t wait for Taylor Swift to be old enough to begin her IRAs tour.
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I threw a wish in the well Don't ask me, I'll never tell I looked to you as it fell And now you're in my way I trade my soul for a wish Pennies and dimes for a kiss I wasn't lookin' for this But now you're in my way
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Tomorrow begins the nightmare of a single parent of teenagers. Last day of school for the summer.
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Presumably the IRS has seen Trump’s tax returns. He filed them with the IRS after all. Seems like he held up his end of the bargain.
Trump’s administration has barred the IRS from even looking at his past returns. Teachers, nurses, and firefighters all pay what they owe. Why does the President of the United States get a special tax deal?
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They’ve also greed that the Straight of Hormuz will henceforth be known as the Queer Waterway of Hormuz.
"Iran has agreed to never have a Nuclear Weapon! Also, the story that the U.S. is paying Iran 300 million Dollars is Fake News, put out by the Dumocrats!!!" - President Donald J. Trump
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I think I have played this 100x today. I am in love ❤️

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This lies squarely at the feet of @joelgaines
I understand that sports get Americanised. I’ve enough experience of it, and I’ve been in favour of a lot of US sports influences. But insulting the world by calling the introduction of a time out half way through each half, a ‘rehydration break’, is an insult to us all.
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Jun 15
For those who celebrate, enjoy!

ALT National Prune Day Wrinkly But Delicious GIF

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Jun 15
Europeans get a steady diet of loud mouth liberal America haters and globalists being ugly American tourists. No wonder they're pleasantly surprised when they visit the real America.
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Jun 15
These broads show up and the NY Knickerbockers win the championship? Coincidence?
The Netherlands and Japan played out a thrilling 2-2 draw on the pitch 🇳🇱🇯🇵 But in the stands, it was a complete Dutch rout. 🔥🇳🇱 #fifaworldcup
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Jun 15
He's restating what I've been saying for years now about getting out of my NE bubble to visit the real America and the friends I've made in what the degenerates in my area call flyover country.
Let me explain why I think Freddy resonates. Lots of Europeans visit the USA as tourists. They visit New York City, or Washington DC, or Hollywood, or Las Vegas, and if they visit natural beauty too, they go to really crowded places like the Grand Canyon or Yellowstone. So while they see our cultural and natural icons, they are mostly in blue cities and they therefore also see the decline, the homeless, the drugs, the dirt and the rude, rude Americans. But Freddy is not doing that. Freddy is driving, and he’s doing it through the heartland, where people are kind and polite, the skies are wide open, and the bounty of Buc-ees and Bass Pro Shops are overwhelming. Freddy is not seeing fentanyl and decline. He is seeing the real, hopeful, patriotic, kind America that European tourists rarely traverse. And he loves it. That’s why Freddy is a phenomenon.
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Jun 15
I should consider inviting World Cup tourists to shoot guns.
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Jun 15
We can’t trust the Iranians to honor their agreement. We already had the JCPOA. Same people
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Rumors follow everywhere you go Like when you left and I was last to know Well you're famous now and there's no doubt In all the places you hang out They know your name and they know what you're about
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Jun 15
GM I survived UFC at the White House. Did you?
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Jun 15
I wonder what the ratings for the Stanley Cup have been. I’m sure the NHL would’ve preferred a better matchup than Carolina-Vegas with all the other sport going on right now.
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Jun 14
The same people who claim that Elon Musk is taking money from all of us to become a trillionaire are the same Keynesian dipshits who just want government to print endless money.
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