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24 Apr 2022
CS Lewis got the inspiration for The Screwtape Letters while his mind wandered during a boring sermon.
Who knows what works of art your sermon will inspire this Sunday.
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You don't have to be baptized in a church by a pastor, especially not by a pastor who doesn't know you.
If the Bible is a reliable guide, you should probably be baptized by the person who discipled you.
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Jun 12
When Jacob wrestled all night with God, was it
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a bad thing
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a little of both
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Idk but cool tho
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I was pastor at a church for 21 years. Now I own a used bookstore.
A lady who left that church in a rude way, brought in some books to sell us, one was entitled, "How to Fight for Your Pastor."
I showed my wife and said, "I think she read this wrong."
I didn't buy it.
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FALSE DOCTRINE interprets the entire Bible through one verse.
SOUND DOCTRINE uses the entire Bible to interpret any one verse.
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May 27
"Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?"
"Imagine" is the Hebrew word often translated "meditate."
Lots of talk about meditation in the world today. If you meditate on God's Word, that's good. Everything else is just vain, stupid thoughts leading to rage.
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May 22
John Wesley on 1 Timothy 4:15
"Meditation is no other than faith, hope, love, joy, He that is wholly in these will be little in worldly company, in other studies, in collecting books, medals, or butterflies: wherein many pastors drone away so considerable a part of their lives."
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May 20
The older I get and the more experiences I have,
The more Christian cliches and puff theology irritate me.
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The Bible commands us to rejoice.
We have to be commanded to rejoice.
That's amazing.
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If you want to serve the Lord,
It helps to actually do things that serve Him.
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Feb 17
It was easier to have people over for dinner and provide meals for others
before everyone decided to go on niche diets.
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Feb 15
Remember pastors:
If the application for the passage you're preaching on has already been said,
You're not trying hard enough.
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Feb 11
One thing Scott Adams taught me was
Never respond to a Twitter comment that begins with the word "so." Has saved me much trouble.
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Feb 10
I bet if I call my theological opponent a few more names
They will totally agree with me.
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One of the scariest things to do in a church service is close in prayer after the sermon,
Because who knows what craziness is gonna be in that sermon.
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It feels much better to claim spiritual warfare has messed up your life
Than it is to admit you're stupid and did a pretty good job of messing up your life all by yourself.
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WHAT THEY SAY: There should be unity in the church.
WHAT THEY MEAN: Everyone should believe what I tell them to.
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Jan 31
Judgment begins with the house of God,
But yeah, house of God, you just go on and keep judging the world. I'm sure that'll work out fine.
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Jan 24
My dad was a pastor in Wisconsin. We'd pass ten bars on the way to church.
On Sundays and Wednesdays when there was bad weather and no one at church, he'd marvel at how many cars were at bars. He'd always say "Welp, it aint keepin em from the bars."
I carry on this tradition.
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Jan 22
After Moses died,
Israel told Joshua, "We will listen to you just like we listened to Moses."
I can't imagine Joshua took this as good news.
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