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6 Jan 2025
In If on a Winter’s Night a Traveler by Calvino, a student describes how she “reads” by feeding the text of a novel into a computer and having it spit out a count of how often each word appears. Ignoring the articles and prepositions, she finds the most common words
Personally, I read a bunch of classics in high register in college. I guess it was fun. I recently ChatGPT'd Aristotle into readable English, finished it around 5x as fast as a translation, and felt I got the main gist of things. idk does the pain incurred actually teach much?
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6 Jan 2025
From this, she claims to have a perfect understanding of the book. Anyway, Calvino wrote that in 1979. Truly prescient stuff
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1 Mar 2023
A toast to Lori Lightfoot, the second weirdest, most alienating mayor in America. Let’s go Brandon, I guess
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11 Jan 2023
Just now realizing that my life’s calling was to be Republican Congressman while cocaine was legal (this was before the Southern Strategy)
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25 Aug 2022
Mad respect for the girl who just walked in the bar alone at 1:30 AM, crushed a single car bomb, and bounced
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24 Jul 2021
At an unprompted jazz show at a bar in Chicago. I feel like if you like jazz, you should just go to any show and listen to the band tune their instruments and then leave
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27 Jun 2020
I was only briefly a resident of Mississippi, but I honestly don’t see how anyone supports the Stennis Flag over the Magnolia Flag. It’s so beautiful and unique, and a true representation of the state. But honestly anything is better than the current flag
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8 Feb 2020
I relate a lot to Midsommar. Not the bad relationships or anything, but because I too am an anthropology grad student who booked a trip to Europe during a bout of existential dread over writing my thesis
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9 Feb 2019
If they name this school St. Blaise, I expect us all to bully them
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24 Oct 2018
People say you can’t be an alcoholic in college, so grad school counts right? Asking for a friend
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4 Oct 2018
Rode the bus today and an older guy called another guy, “daddy-o.” At that moment I realized that no matter how hard I try, I’ll never be cool enough to call another person daddy-o
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4 Sep 2018
Everyone likes to talk shit about Nickelback, but put “How You Remind Me” on at a party and tell me it doesn’t slap
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Jake Boomer retweeted
17 Jun 2018
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Germany has never won in Russia
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18 Jan 2018
At the airport, TSA agent specifically says, “Please no live animals on the conveyor belt. We don’t want anymore incidents.” I just want to know what the hell happened before I got here because I bet it was wild
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17 Jan 2018
Liberals: We 👏 Must 👏 Defend 👏Nazi 👏 Speech 👏
Also Liberals: Attack a woman for telling her story of a dehumanizing sexual experience
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14 Jan 2018
the titans are getting jobbed and outplayed.
💃🏻 both 🕺🏻 things 💃🏻 are 🕺🏻 true
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10 Dec 2017
If Net Neutrality gets repealed, I am personally blaming everyone who said, “How is Twitter free?”
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