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Fake Library Statistics@FakeLibStats
23 May 2020
Google 100% nails every type of librarian in one set of suggestions
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For those who need a list of books kids should never read
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This number doesn’t change no matter the national politics
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“We meant well, but…”
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What did you just say?
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Doesn’t matter the season
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Will we ever know?
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Hugs cost at least one cookie or slice of cake each
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The Librarians in the back of the all-staff meeting
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Same answers outside cars, too to be honest
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Happy tax day to all the public librarians out there!
Remember librarians cannot give tax advise, medical diagnoses, legal aid, nor do simple math in our heads

ALT Remember librarians cannot give tax advise, medical diagnoses, legal aid, nor do simple math in our heads
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Don’t be that person.
Worst April Fools joke in a library is announcing there's cake in the breakroom when there isn't any cake

ALT Worst April Fools joke in a library is announcing there's cake in the breakroom when there isn't any cake

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And there’s a 99% chance you don’t care
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Sometimes even when a librarian makes a shushing joke
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Is it the same as shelving by color?
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It was politely asking them to not win as often
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Shakes fist at admin!
34% of librarians wanted to have a Pi day program but library administration said it was irrational #PiDay

ALT 34% of librarians wanted to have a Pi day program but library administration said it was irrational #PiDay
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The terror and guilt!
A decade later 99% of librarians will still feel guilty about a reference question where they gave out incorrect information

ALT A decade later 99% of librarians will still feel guilty about a reference question where they gave out incorrect information

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For the others everyone understands
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