Placed an online order at my local @dominos and walked in to find out the entire staff quit and walked out. Left the doors unlocked, ovens on, office door wide open. #AvoidTheNoid

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Dear Kansas City, thank you & farewell. None of us expected to love KC and its people as much as this, after only 48 hours here. The friendliness and hospitality, the food and drinks @ Joe's, The Peanut, McLain's, Tacos de Gallos, Varisty Bar & the iconic Johnnie's on Seventh. Your enthusiasm for showing off your city has left a huge mark on us! Go Chiefs. Go Royals. We hope to return one day. Time for Dallas. Time for England *finally* getting started at the World Cup. And time to compare Texas BBQ to Kansas City BBQ...

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i often find myself thinking about this exchange with artie lange and joe buck on the infamous interview that got the show cancelled after three episodes

Welcome to Kansas City, Missouri @AFASeleccionEN. How was your first night in town?

Foreshadowing. The shadow of downtown KC casts on to high level clouds above the K. One of the coolest pictures I think I’ve gotten lucky enough to take at the K. Especially with where we will be moving to. So cool.

Mahomes won a Super Bowl with these WRs

#NoContext #JazzBasketball

Part of me wants to create a newsletter that’s literally just every MLB box score from the night before. No takes. No discourse. Just scores, stats, standings and a morning cup of coffee. I miss the sports page!

New England won their division and have to start on the road. It’s so #unfair.

Not all MVPs play on the pitch.   Drop a comment to nominate the MVP of your crew and how they make game day unforgettable. You could win a Miller Time MVP Matchball; the first-ever soccer ball made for a 12-pack of Miller Lite. Because, for the MVP’s, Miller Time is on U.S.

Millennials did that shit too. You fucks ain’t special.

“Lil Caesars good as fuck when you don’t got a bitch in yo ear saying it’s nasty” - a real mf

The funniest part about the Trump phone is that he could launch the 2nd Gen Trump phone pre-orders today and all of these dumb fucks would give him another $100.

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Soccer has to be right at the bottom of the list next to pickleball for watchability. If I want to nap, I’ll throw on some soccer

Where the fuck do they park? -KC people

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And now the larges. Quarter zip and two polos Comment your preference