I'm the fired fake manager of the St. Louis Cardinals. #22
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23 Apr 2023
Pinning this because it’s pretty much a nightly occurrence watching the Cardinals
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12 Aug 2024
Roster Move: OF Jordan Walker has been recalled from Memphis (AAA).
INF Matt Carpenter has been placed on the 10-day IL retroactive to August 9 (lower back strain).
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3 Aug 2024
Of course
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FakeSTLMatheny retweeted
1 Aug 2024
every NFL, MLB, and NBA stadium/ball park/arena ranked
(ranked by average review rating on Yelp, Google, Trip Advisor, and Facebook)
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22 Jul 2024
The Chicago Cubs announce the future is not now, but 2025 and beyond.
They move off the fence and become sellers at the trade deadline.
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5 Jul 2024
After his first attempt in the #STLCards booth was rained out this year, there is a tentative rescheduled date of July 29th (per STL Today)
The Rangers will be in town — a team Buck has some history calling at Busch Stadium
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7 Jul 2024
7 Jul 2024
#Cubs Colten Brewer broke his hand punching the dugout wall yesterday after being removed from the game.
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6 Jul 2024
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4 Jul 2024
OTD: 07/04/2003🇺🇸
Albert Pujols takes Kerry Wood deep after a high & tight heater. Mike Shannon proceeds to give one of the greatest calls of all-time.
RIP Mike🕊️
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4 Jul 2024
Get that girl a cardinals jersey stat
4 Jul 2024
Poor kid got whacked the beans by his sister during "take me out to the ballgame"
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26 Jun 2024
Tommy Edman sprained his ankle while taking ground balls yesterday, so he’ll be off his feet for a few days recovering from that before he resumes his wrist rehab. Not a huge setback but not one anyone is excited about.
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23 Jun 2024
OLI YOU STUPID FUCK HE HAD ONLY THROWN 80 FUCKING PITCHES. HOW IN THE HELL DO UOU STILL HAVE YOUR JOB?! YADI AND PUJOLS CARRIED YOUR IGNORANT ASS
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19 Jun 2024
INJURY UPDATE: Nolan Arenado was removed from today's game due to a right-elbow contusion. He is undergoing further medical evaluation
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17 Jun 2024
HazelRAKER
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16 Jun 2024
Take that series L
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