FOX College Football analyst, 3x national champion/Florida Gators and THE Ohio State University. (parody) fakeurbanmeyer12@gmail.com

Joined December 2012
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Eat it, Paraguay.
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BIG NOON THIRTY KICKOFF!!!!!
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.@UMichFootball at what point do ur players get drafted?
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Congratulations to Columbus for landing a professional women’s soccer franchise, joining other professional sports teams in town such as the Columbus Crew, Columbus Blue Jackets and The Ohio State University Buckeyes.
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BIG NOON KICKOFF!!!
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word has it that ted carter is available
U. of Michigan's Incoming President Has Brain Cancer and Won't Take Office chronicle.com/article/u-of-m…
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.@umichbball @UMichFootball assuming that ❌Brutus left was still there?
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he’ll likely make a full recovery considering a stabbing wound under the rhine would be much more serious.
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I didn’t realize the Big Ten West was allowed to be in the Final Four.
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SPOILER ALERT: This won’t be the first time the Texas Longhorns will be saddened by a Big Ten team in 2026.
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Go Blue (team that’s playing) @umichbball
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So THIS is how it’s supposed to work.

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Basketball is stupid.
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Retweet if you have a perfect bracket.
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I hate TCU.
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.@JimTressel5 whatcha doing?
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Here’s a picture of me about to send this tweet.
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Just addressed Condoleeza Rice as “Condo.” I told Notre Dame’s athletic director to quit his whining and referred to Ted Cruz as Teddy. Thinking this meeting is going well.
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.@realDonaldTrump hey i know you’ve been busy but do u still want saban and me and some other guys to stop by today and talk college football?
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