* Breaking news: British white woman stabbed by a Pakistani migrant*
Me: instantly runs to PumpFun , apes the justice coin and wait for Elon musk to wake up ๐ถ๐พโโ๏ธ๐ถ๐พโโ๏ธ๐ถ๐พโโ๏ธ
BREAKING: ๐ซ๐ท๐ฎ๐ฑ Following an investigation, French officials have revealed that Blackcore, an Israel-based organization, has been meddling in numerous elections across the world.
Itโs crazy how weโve just normalised trading dead people
Like donโt get twisted, Iโve mad a bag on the meta but weโre really are some sick fucks ๐ถ๐พโโ๏ธ๐ถ๐พโโ๏ธ๐ถ๐พโโ๏ธ๐ถ๐พโโ๏ธ
Meet Bread Roll, the rare baby pygmy hippo calf already going viral at Berlin Zoo
Her name follows the Moo Deng-inspired trend of food names for baby animals
Community note
The hippo is named Brรถtchen, German for bread roll; "Bread Roll" is an English translation, not the official name. zoo-berlin.de/de/aktuelles/nโฆ
Ainโt nothing more awkward than niggas congratulating you on a banger scan even tho you sold early ๐ถ๐พโโ๏ธ๐ถ๐พโโ๏ธ๐ถ๐พโโ๏ธ๐ถ๐พโโ๏ธ
๐ฆ The Berlin Zoo announced the name of its newborn pygmy hippopotamus โ a rare mammal native to West Africa: Broetchen, which is German for โbread rollโ
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For the growth of the ASAT ecosystem, I may temporarily rotate a large portion of my personal holdings across $ASAT (@ASATnetwork), $CLEAN (@cleanplanetsol), and $ABEL(@blackdogabel) to fund a strategic supply position in $GLEETCHE(@GleetcheGPS) and cover launch costs on pump.fun/profile/asatdev.
This is not financial advice, not a promise of price action, and not a signal for anyone to buy or sell. Iโm sharing this publicly before making moves so the community is not surprised by wallet activity or volatility.
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๐ฆ The Berlin Zoo announced the name of its newborn pygmy hippopotamus โ a rare mammal native to West Africa: Broetchen, which is German for โbread rollโ
she went to the zoo for brรถtchen.
didn't get a full sighting.
but got a zookeeper's contact who will send exclusive footage after hours.
we now have an insider. ๐ฆ
So, my day at the zoo was all about visiting Brรถtchen... ๐ฅน
I talked to one of the zookeepers and was told that Brรถtchen wouldn't be coming back outside today.
But we did get to see her little legs! ๐
And I somehow managed to get one of the keepers involved. part 2 in commends
๐ฆ The Berlin Zoo announced the name of its newborn pygmy hippopotamus โ a rare mammal native to West Africa: Broetchen, which is German for โbread rollโ