Goal! Alola wins the first matchup in the World Poccer Cup! Alola will be advancing against Kanto in their next match! For those just tuning in, that was Alola VS Galar! Alola has won the match! This is Pokรฉmon news signing off!
"I just want to say. To my favorite nepo baby. My Gogoat. My Solrock. @ChewtlingCrunch. Happy birthday! Happy birthday yippee! I got you the greatest gift of all...a Nintendo 64..."
"I hope that never happens with me and my schmoopie doopie diglett dirt! I hope our first marriage is full of magic and love just like out 6th when we're old and kids call us cringe and we're so out of touch we stop being so woke. Which we are. Woke."
Does your partner like it when you give them nicknames of their name? Because I've tried and they're all awful. It makes you sound like an out-of-touch married couple that were built to embarrass your kids.
Or students?
โก Dismissive hand wave! โก
Either way, it doesn't work.
"KAHLIKA?!? NOOOOOOO!!! WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED GETTING RID OF YOUR ANCESTOR WOULD EFFECT YOU NEGATIVELY?!? WHO!?? PALKIA! I HAVE TO BLAPHEME AGAIN! PLEASE BRING BACK KAHLIKA WITH YOUR MAGNIFICENT POWER!!!"
MY HOMEWORK HAS BEEN TURNED IN.... MY WILL HAS BEEN SERVED TO THE GOODRA FRIENDS...... MY POKรMON ARE SAFE IN THE POKรMON CENTER...... AND ANOTHER WOMAN IS SAVED FROM THE CLUTCHES OF A CHEATING MAN........UNCESTOR'S CLOCK HAS RUN OUT...... AND SO HAS MINE.... BYYYYYEEEUUUHHH!!!!!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mighty Palkia I really am working with Irida on a bible study she was too busy looking over Unc I MEAN SOME GUY'S demise but I'm getting to it. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OUR GOGOAT! DOWN WITH THE CHEATER! UP WITH AUNC!
โFor I now condemn this CHEATER, THIS LIAR,,ฬฒ ฬฒTฬฒHฬฒIฬฒSฬฒ ฬฒDฬฒEฬฒCฬฒIฬฒEฬฒVฬฒEฬฒRฬฒ. To the void that eats away my SPACES. . A space with no gravity, no return. . You will no longer exist to this realm. . Begone for MY WATCHFUL EYE!!!! BY my Pearl's command you SHALL NOT EXIST ANYMORE. โ
"Just so you know, I don't worship you. OH MY GOODNESS! TEEHEE! DID YOU HEAR THAT FELLAS? DARLINGS! US! THE CUTE AND LOVABLE GOODRA FRIENDS! Smite him please!"
"I AM BLASPHEMING LORD RAYQUAZA TO DO THIS BUT! BUT! OH @SpatialPokemon PLEASE HELP US STRIKE DOWN THIS ENEMY TO AUNC! THE BADDEST BADDIE! WE CAN'T LET THIS SLIDE!!"
[ENTERING WITH @SpidopsStudies, @BeggingBegetter, AND @FallarborBorn!]
THERE'S THE CHEATER! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH IT, HUH?! BUT YOU DIDN'T COUNT ON ME HAVING ALL THE EVIDENCE!
[PULLS OUT ROTOM PHONE!]
SAVE YOUR LIES FOR YOUR THIRD GRAVE! GET HIM, GUYS!
"BUT PROFESSOR ARVEN'S MOM...OH PROFESSOR ARVEN'S MOM...I'M SO SORRY. YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL IT WAS TO TESTIFY AGAINST MY FUTURE WIFE! TO PUT YOU AWAY! OH PROFESSOR ARVEN'S MOM...THE TRUE LOVEDISC OF MY EYE. I'M SO SORRY! I'LL WAIT FOR YOU!
#PokรฉTrialC62025