HAVE YOU EVER GONE ON A RETREAT?
A friend once went on a Silent Retreat. Three or four days, no talking.
I thought about trying that, but I’m sure I’d be asked to leave for singing “Big Booty Judy” in the shower or in my sleep.
I would have to retreat from the retreat.
Yeah, I’d have to move my feet to the beat and moonwalk backwards outta there.
Oh, well. I can do the silent thing at home just as well, and sing “Big Booty Judy” whenever I want to, right?