Life is a cabaret, old chuds
Joined October 2019
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This is why I'm gonna delete twitter the millisecond that I get some pussy
Jun 11
So many of you are going to get girlfriends that immediately break up with you once they see what you tweet. So so many of you.
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Michael Richards is so funny as Kramer I have to presume you're less human than other people if he doesn't make you laugh
I’ve been watching old episodes of Seinfeld. Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jason Alexander deliver masterclass comedic performances episode after episode, while, in counterpoint, Seinfeld and the guy who plays Kramer give (respectively) some of the most wooden and histrionic reads ever conceived.
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I think where Quintonreviews miscalculated with that grumpy cat video is that people actually remember 00's nickcoms so hearing someone summarise them is nostalgic and novel but while people remember grumpy cat the meme how many people on earth knew there even was a movie
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This app used to have advertisers lmao
Jun 12
I’m sorry, but 16 year olds were just way more attractive in the 90s than they are today
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God that would be peak
Jun 12
Can you imagine the reaction if we got the first Superman game in 20 years and it's a turn based RPG or visual novel and not a triple A 300 million dollar action adventure game
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One person obviously
Jun 12
i still think about "would you rather find 1,000 cockroaches living in your attic or one person" almost daily and i still dont have an answer
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I remember thinking this take was quite clever when I was 15 but now I'm an adult and I still think Squidward is just a giant asshole so I dunno what to tell you
Jun 12
One of the most misunderstood cartoon characters?
Mine is Squidward.
As a kid, I thought he was just a miserable guy who hated fun.
As an adult, I see someone who is just trying to survive annoying coworkers/customers, loud neighbours, and a job he hates.
A lot of us laughed at Squidward when we were younger because we related to SpongeBob's optimism.
Then adulthood happened.
And suddenly Squidward started making sense.
Who's a cartoon character you completely misjudged as a kid but understand much better as an adult?
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I love women too much it's true
Jun 12
We don't talk about how a lot of men are lonely because they refuse to be misogynists
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I think she's just being weird because what could Sombr possibly have to offer Taylor Swift
Sombr needs to be careful. She clearly wants something out of him. She does not praise people for no reason. It's practically love bombing at this point, all the songwriting comments. There has to be a reason why all the young pop girls- all Swifties- no longer associate with her
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People will stare right into your eye sockets and, dead serious not even just trying to make you mad like this what they actually believe, tell you this is the same thing as The Batman 2004 designs
Jun 11
So funny how there's not a single mf in this image who's costume I like
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The Kangaroo obviously
Jun 12
“Hello Comic Book writer? I would like to order an Australian superhero or villain whose weapon isn't a boomerang”
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Jun 12
if you try and charge me 25 bucks for a New 52 back issue, I'm robbing you and leaving an upper decker in your toilet
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