PDFL Div 1. Intermediate Shield Winners 2016/17 🏆 Play at Nene Valley Community Centre ⚽️ #COYSB 🌭
Joined January 2016
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Jun 11
🚨🚨🚨: Farcet United have completed the signing of legendary goalkeeper Josh Bennis.
Despite turning down offers from higher levels of football for the past 9 YEARS, He’s finally achieved his lifelong dream — becoming a “Sausage Boy.”
The wait is over. The dream is alive. 🌭🧤
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Jun 17
🚨🚨🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨🚨🚨
The sausage boys get their man!!!
Today we can confirm we have agreed terms for Loz Francis to join the club!
Long admiration of signing the player has paid off and his signed on the dotted line!
Welcome to the club Lawrence 🌭🌭🌭🌭
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Jun 12
🚨🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: Sam Turner returns home! 🏠💙
Farcet United are delighted to announce the signing of Sam Turner ahead of the upcoming season.
A fantastic addition to an ambitious and growing squad as preparations continue for the new campaign. Welcome back, Sam! ✍️⚽️
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Jun 7
🚨🚨SUNDAY SPECIAL🚨🚨
HES BACK!!!!!!
“The Gaffer” @lukeparr105 is back home.
Joining behind the scenes at Farcet United! 💙⚽
On his return, he said:
“I am and will always be a Sausage Boy. I can’t wait to see them return to the league.”
Welcome back! 👏 #FarcetUnited
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Jun 6
🚨🚨🚨🚨 HE'S BACK 🚨🚨🚨🚨
Despite interest from elsewhere, the @JoshPike33 ’s a sausage boy. 🌭
⚽ 26 goals in 19 Div 1 last season
⚽ 118 goals in 102 appearances for Farcet
🍕 244 times reminding the opposition about post-match pizza.
Goals guaranteed. Banter not so much
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Jun 6
🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨
HUUUUUGE SIGNING NEWS COMING @ 2PM
Stay tuned for this one……..
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Jun 3
🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨
Another one…….
The return of James Curt’is’ Jones’, an ex sausage boy who’s a bit of a utility player.
Happy to commit to the upcoming season with Farcet United.
The boy can drink, but when he sees a charters sausage roll - game on
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Jun 2
🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨
Bullseye for the Sausage Boys
@Kylemdbull returns to Farcet United, eager to make his return, with a point to prove.
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May 29
🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨
Sam’s a sausage boy
What a coup for the returning Farcet, agreeing their first signing in principle.
With 8 goals in 40 appearances in Div 1, the midfield maestro Sam Morris commits to the club for the upcoming season #COYSB
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May 13
Whilst spygate is a hot topic - there’s been sightings of the Ex Sausage Boys manager @lukeparr105 playing football with some of the Farcet Old boys 👀👀👀 #COYSB 💙
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Apr 25
Morning All 👋
Former player @WillPitts10 is running the London marathon tomorrow for an incredible cause. Would be amazing if any of you would like to contribute.
Please see below for details.
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Apr 25
I am fundraising for Children with Cancer UK. in the TCS London Marathon. Here is my page if you would like to support: 2026tcslondonmarathon.enthus…
@PDFLUK
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Apr 23
Reports emerged this evening of an unusually high number of Farcet Quarter Zips appearing in circulation, prompting speculation among observers that a larger development may be underway 👀👀👀👀👀👀
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Apr 5
Looking for a home pitch for the upcoming season!
Also looking for an evening midweek training Astro slot - everywhere seems to be fully booked!
Any suggestions?
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28 Aug 2025
Welcome to Wrexham, Jodie Bartle 👊
The former Celtic and Newcastle United defender has signed a two-year contract with the Club 👇
🔴⚪ #WxmAFC
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