may 8th, 2026.
gather round, we are here today to bury Call of Duty.
she was 22 years old.
cause of death: terminal cheating.
it started with wallhacks. cute.
then auto-aim. adorable.
now? full god mode. Thanos-with-the-gauntlet, IDDQD, "rosebud;!;!;!" levels of ascended.
Activision's anti-cheat is currently in witness protection.
@CallofDutyCM and
@TreyarchCM banning hackers is like bailing out the Titanic with a shot glass, except the shot glass also has a subscription fee.
And let's not forget Black Ops 7 was already on life support: aim assist nerfed into a polite suggestion, movement that looks like a Red Bull-fueled seizure, SBMM wider than my student loans, plus the usual buffet of wallhackers and rage-quit-inducing aimbotters.
press F out of respect.
Full game at
youtube.com/watch?v=6HTKFngR…