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Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat
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Cheddar@FartyCheddarCat
29 Jan 2020
Sumtimes zombees get in yor hed. Dey say mean fings. Dey skare yoo. Dey make yoo ankshus. Dey make yoo sad. Dey make yoo fink fings dat not be twue. But dem zombees be twikking yoo. Dats why it importint to talk. Zombees can get anybuddy. But yoo is neber alone. #BellLetsTalk
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I has wild I bite da mama No wants harness I wants nakey! Run outside Da mama chase I take off harness I go nakey Mama twy to put bak on I wiggle, bite I bunnykik I has wesist! But mama win Da harness gos Bak onto me #MamaAskedWhyIBeingDiffykult #SheSedIBigBoyNotBaby #IWild
Cheddar rolls around on the front steps. He is holding onto the railing and has his feet against it. His harness is only halfway on.

ALT Cheddar rolls around on the front steps. He is holding onto the railing and has his feet against it. His harness is only halfway on.

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Dis be silly Figgy In nite, he goed for run On da weel, he sing He finks it lots of fun He waked up eberybuddy Den stopped to make a poo He stinky all da hous All pwoudly loud he mew #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #NiteForSleeps #NiteNotForRunsOrPoops #MyPoopysStillStinkyer
Figgy poses on the cat tree. He's lying on his side on one of the tiers, looking upwards with a happy expression and sticking out his tongue.

ALT Figgy poses on the cat tree. He's lying on his side on one of the tiers, looking upwards with a happy expression and sticking out his tongue.

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It be Socky's bird day And she now be 18 To eberyone she sweetie To me, she always mean I noes dat I must lissen Or she will gib me smak I always be a good boy I neber hits her bak #CheddarPoetry #Socky #BirdieDay #IStillLuvsSocky #SheNotLetMeKissHer #SheLetsFiggyKissHerTho
Socky looks up at the camera with a sweet expression on her face.

ALT Socky looks up at the camera with a sweet expression on her face.

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I run fast I hide under shwub Figgy follows I pounce him I ses be kwiet We is spys Figgy twies kwiet But he not good spy His tail stiks out He sings liddle song I spys da mama I leeps and pounce Den run bak Under da shwub Den I spots da Chewy I wach her close But I let her be
Cheddar sits under a shrub and his head is turned to the left as he carefully watches Chewy from a distance.

ALT Cheddar sits under a shrub and his head is turned to the left as he carefully watches Chewy from a distance.

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Ware's my ham And ware's my tweats? I needs sum noms Sum nummy tweats! My tummy RAWRRs So weak I be! If I not eats Den ded be me #CheddarPoetry #Hungwee #TweatsBeRiteDere #GibMeNow #INotHasEatedInYears
Cheddar looks up at the camera with a pleading expression.

ALT Cheddar looks up at the camera with a pleading expression.

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Figgy twy to hide in gwass But I can sees him dere I kwouch down and wiggle bum Den chase him eberyware Den, in gwass, I finds a bug And Figgy finds one too We boff eats our buggy fwends Cuz dat be rite to do #CheddarPoetry #OutsidePlaytimeWifFiggy #BugFwends #SnakTime
Cheddar pushes his face into the grass as he tries to pick up a bug that he has found.

ALT Cheddar pushes his face into the grass as he tries to pick up a bug that he has found.

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Sumtimes mama twies to eat And she not eben tell Yet I noe wen she got noms Cuz I can always smell Fweshy bun wif farty cheez Befor she bites, I's dere I mew and gibs a cutey face And makes shur dat she share! #CheddarPoetry #CheezSammich #SharingImportint #OffishilNomTaster
Cheddar takes a big bite out of a piece of bun with cheese being held in his mama's hand. His eyes are squinted and his mouth is open.

ALT Cheddar takes a big bite out of a piece of bun with cheese being held in his mama's hand. His eyes are squinted and his mouth is open.

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Mama's hed It weally hurts I not fink dat be fair I makes shur She gets lots purrs For her, I always dere #CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #ITakesGoodCareOfDaMama
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Mama gos to puppy's yard Figgy follows close Mama starts to pull da weeds Figgy plays in gwass Mama werks til she get sore Figgy climes da twees Mama ses it time to go Figgy sadly sings #FiggySesWeedsMakedMamaCwy #IFinksMamaCwyCuzHerMissesPuppyAndPuppyMama #FiggyGibbedMamaPurrs
Figgy stands tall and proud on a branch in a tree.

ALT Figgy stands tall and proud on a branch in a tree.

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Da rain, it stop Da gwound be wets II's on pawtrol Detekting fwets I be all fearse Da zombees run Dey noe, if cot Dat dey be done #CheddarPoetry #IBeFearseNinjaWarryer #DoneMeansDedded #IProteksEberyone #NuffingSkaresMe #RAWRR!!!
Cheddar walks towards the camera with a serious expression on his face.

ALT Cheddar walks towards the camera with a serious expression on his face.

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Oh hai! It me! I's nakey, see? I's on da step Ware no rain be Outside all wet Da clowds, dey cwy I sits and wach Wile I stays dwy #CheddarPoetry #ItColdOutside #ItRainRaInRain #EberyfingWet #INotGoInDaWet #IJusWach #FiggyPeeInDaDwyDirtBesideDaHous #ItBeInsidePoopyDay
Cheddar peeks through the black iron railing as he sits on the front steps. He's not wearing a harness.

ALT Cheddar peeks through the black iron railing as he sits on the front steps. He's not wearing a harness.

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Figgy barfed On mama's bed He blekked a worm But jus da hed Den later on Wen mama see I ses it Fig It not be me! #CheddarPoetry #FiggyEatedWormy #HePwoudAboutWormy #DenHeBlekWormy #IHasEatedWormys #DeyNotBeryNummy #AtLeastHeNotBlekItOnMamasPillow
Figgy leans over the top of the cat tree. His eyes are big and he looks both shocked and confused.

ALT Figgy leans over the top of the cat tree. His eyes are big and he looks both shocked and confused.

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All da morning All da day It rain too much For outside play I sits on step Ware I stay dwy I wach da rain Fall fwom da sky #CheddarPoetry #RainyDay #ItColdOutside #FiggySitOnStepWifMe #ChewyAndSockyComeToo #DenWeGoInside #DenIWantsOutToWachAgen
Cheddar sits low on the step, looking towards the camera as he watches the rain.

ALT Cheddar sits low on the step, looking towards the camera as he watches the rain.

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Heer I be A happy me Da nip I eat A nummy tweat I roll awound In dirt on gwound Wif paynt on fur I loudly purr #CheddarPoetry #Happys #Catnip #WarryerPaynt #FiggyFollowMeAgen #DenHeCopyMeAgen #HeRollAwoundInNip #IPounceHim
Cheddar lies on the ground in the garden, with his paws on front of him and around a small catnip plant. He is covered in dirt and licking his nose.

ALT Cheddar lies on the ground in the garden, with his paws on front of him and around a small catnip plant. He is covered in dirt and licking his nose.

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Wats yoo got? I wants sum too! Dat cannot Be all for yoo I wants I wants! Why not yoo share? Gib me now Dat only fair #CheddarPoetry #MamaSesItChokwit #AndChokwitNotGoodForMe #ButIStillWantsSum #NoFair
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Sunbeam shines All hot and bwite I stays in shade Ware it be kool I gets all melty Sleepy me A cheezy puddil On da gwound But wen I hears Da tweats be shaked I jumps up fast And runs inside #HotOutside #MeltyCheddar #TooHotForWilds #EbenFiggyNotPlay #HeJusSitInDaGwassAllSleepy
Cheddar lies on his side on the front steps, with his head tilted upside down towards the camera.

ALT Cheddar lies on his side on the front steps, with his head tilted upside down towards the camera.

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Erlwee in da morning As soon as sunbeam wakes Silly Figgy gets up And trubble lots he makes He loudly runs on weel Den pounces mama's feets He makes a lot of noyz As he finds himself sum tweats #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeWakedMama #INotWakedMama #IChaseAndWessleFiggyTho
Figgy sits on top of the cupboards and reaches for kibbles from a bag of food that he has ripped open.

ALT Figgy sits on top of the cupboards and reaches for kibbles from a bag of food that he has ripped open.

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I likes jelly donuts I likes dat dey gots jam But why it wazzyberry Insted of nummy ham? #CheddarPoetry #JammyDonut #WhyNotHammyDonut #INoedMamaHadItRiteAway #IMakedShurSheShare #SheSumtimesForgetsToShare
Cheddar licks a piece of donut covered in raspberry jam that's being held by his mama. His eyes are closed and he has a happy expression.

ALT Cheddar licks a piece of donut covered in raspberry jam that's being held by his mama. His eyes are closed and he has a happy expression.

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Silly Figgy Lies in gwass He wach two bunnys As dey pass He ses hallo He wants to play But bunny's shy Dey run away #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Bunnys #FiggySingsBunBunSong #HeLuvsDaBunnys #ButBunnysBeryShy #HeWantToFollowBunnysButMamaNotLetHim #DenHeHabSad
Figgy stands with his tail straight up in the air, and he is looking towards the camera with his head tilted slightly back.

ALT Figgy stands with his tail straight up in the air, and he is looking towards the camera with his head tilted slightly back.

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Full of wild I pounce da mama I gwabs her hand I holds her tite I kissy her I bitey her I bunnykik So fearse I be! #OutsideWilds #BitesBeLuv #INotLetGo #ButDenMamaSesOwOwOww #SoDenILetGo #AndDenIPounceHerAgen #RAWRR
Cheddar holds onto his mama's hand with his paws while bunny kicking and biting.

ALT Cheddar holds onto his mama's hand with his paws while bunny kicking and biting.

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