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Sumtimes zombees get in yor hed. Dey say mean fings. Dey skare yoo. Dey make yoo ankshus. Dey make yoo sad. Dey make yoo fink fings dat not be twue. But dem zombees be twikking yoo. Dats why it importint to talk. Zombees can get anybuddy. But yoo is neber alone. #BellLetsTalk
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I has wild I bite da mama No wants harness I wants nakey! Run outside Da mama chase I take off harness I go nakey Mama twy to put bak on I wiggle, bite I bunnykik I has wesist! But mama win Da harness gos Bak onto me #MamaAskedWhyIBeingDiffykult #SheSedIBigBoyNotBaby #IWild
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Dis be silly Figgy In nite, he goed for run On da weel, he sing He finks it lots of fun He waked up eberybuddy Den stopped to make a poo He stinky all da hous All pwoudly loud he mew #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #NiteForSleeps #NiteNotForRunsOrPoops #MyPoopysStillStinkyer
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It be Socky's bird day And she now be 18 To eberyone she sweetie To me, she always mean I noes dat I must lissen Or she will gib me smak I always be a good boy I neber hits her bak #CheddarPoetry #Socky #BirdieDay #IStillLuvsSocky #SheNotLetMeKissHer #SheLetsFiggyKissHerTho
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I run fast I hide under shwub Figgy follows I pounce him I ses be kwiet We is spys Figgy twies kwiet But he not good spy His tail stiks out He sings liddle song I spys da mama I leeps and pounce Den run bak Under da shwub Den I spots da Chewy I wach her close But I let her be
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Ware's my ham And ware's my tweats? I needs sum noms Sum nummy tweats! My tummy RAWRRs So weak I be! If I not eats Den ded be me #CheddarPoetry #Hungwee #TweatsBeRiteDere #GibMeNow #INotHasEatedInYears
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Figgy twy to hide in gwass But I can sees him dere I kwouch down and wiggle bum Den chase him eberyware Den, in gwass, I finds a bug And Figgy finds one too We boff eats our buggy fwends Cuz dat be rite to do #CheddarPoetry #OutsidePlaytimeWifFiggy #BugFwends #SnakTime
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Sumtimes mama twies to eat And she not eben tell Yet I noe wen she got noms Cuz I can always smell Fweshy bun wif farty cheez Befor she bites, I's dere I mew and gibs a cutey face And makes shur dat she share! #CheddarPoetry #CheezSammich #SharingImportint #OffishilNomTaster
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Mama's hed It weally hurts I not fink dat be fair I makes shur She gets lots purrs For her, I always dere #CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #ITakesGoodCareOfDaMama
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Mama gos to puppy's yard Figgy follows close Mama starts to pull da weeds Figgy plays in gwass Mama werks til she get sore Figgy climes da twees Mama ses it time to go Figgy sadly sings #FiggySesWeedsMakedMamaCwy #IFinksMamaCwyCuzHerMissesPuppyAndPuppyMama #FiggyGibbedMamaPurrs
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Da rain, it stop Da gwound be wets II's on pawtrol Detekting fwets I be all fearse Da zombees run Dey noe, if cot Dat dey be done #CheddarPoetry #IBeFearseNinjaWarryer #DoneMeansDedded #IProteksEberyone #NuffingSkaresMe #RAWRR!!!
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Oh hai! It me! I's nakey, see? I's on da step Ware no rain be Outside all wet Da clowds, dey cwy I sits and wach Wile I stays dwy #CheddarPoetry #ItColdOutside #ItRainRaInRain #EberyfingWet #INotGoInDaWet #IJusWach #FiggyPeeInDaDwyDirtBesideDaHous #ItBeInsidePoopyDay
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Figgy barfed On mama's bed He blekked a worm But jus da hed Den later on Wen mama see I ses it Fig It not be me! #CheddarPoetry #FiggyEatedWormy #HePwoudAboutWormy #DenHeBlekWormy #IHasEatedWormys #DeyNotBeryNummy #AtLeastHeNotBlekItOnMamasPillow
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All da morning All da day It rain too much For outside play I sits on step Ware I stay dwy I wach da rain Fall fwom da sky #CheddarPoetry #RainyDay #ItColdOutside #FiggySitOnStepWifMe #ChewyAndSockyComeToo #DenWeGoInside #DenIWantsOutToWachAgen
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Heer I be A happy me Da nip I eat A nummy tweat I roll awound In dirt on gwound Wif paynt on fur I loudly purr #CheddarPoetry #Happys #Catnip #WarryerPaynt #FiggyFollowMeAgen #DenHeCopyMeAgen #HeRollAwoundInNip #IPounceHim
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Wats yoo got? I wants sum too! Dat cannot Be all for yoo I wants I wants! Why not yoo share? Gib me now Dat only fair #CheddarPoetry #MamaSesItChokwit #AndChokwitNotGoodForMe #ButIStillWantsSum #NoFair
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Sunbeam shines All hot and bwite I stays in shade Ware it be kool I gets all melty Sleepy me A cheezy puddil On da gwound But wen I hears Da tweats be shaked I jumps up fast And runs inside #HotOutside #MeltyCheddar #TooHotForWilds #EbenFiggyNotPlay #HeJusSitInDaGwassAllSleepy
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Erlwee in da morning As soon as sunbeam wakes Silly Figgy gets up And trubble lots he makes He loudly runs on weel Den pounces mama's feets He makes a lot of noyz As he finds himself sum tweats #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeWakedMama #INotWakedMama #IChaseAndWessleFiggyTho
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I likes jelly donuts I likes dat dey gots jam But why it wazzyberry Insted of nummy ham? #CheddarPoetry #JammyDonut #WhyNotHammyDonut #INoedMamaHadItRiteAway #IMakedShurSheShare #SheSumtimesForgetsToShare
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Silly Figgy Lies in gwass He wach two bunnys As dey pass He ses hallo He wants to play But bunny's shy Dey run away #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Bunnys #FiggySingsBunBunSong #HeLuvsDaBunnys #ButBunnysBeryShy #HeWantToFollowBunnysButMamaNotLetHim #DenHeHabSad
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Full of wild I pounce da mama I gwabs her hand I holds her tite I kissy her I bitey her I bunnykik So fearse I be! #OutsideWilds #BitesBeLuv #INotLetGo #ButDenMamaSesOwOwOww #SoDenILetGo #AndDenIPounceHerAgen #RAWRR
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