@HillaryClinton Ma’am, as the Air Force officer who carried the nuclear football for your husband in the White House, I spent two years inside that “people’s house” with you. Remember me? I remember you. You lecture us daily about ‘respecting the institution’ while the man I protected (your husband) LOST the nuclear codes, treated the military like an afterthought, and had sex in the Oval Office. BJs in the Oval…classy. Of all the human beings on the face of the planet (and we’re giving you the benefit of the doubt), you are the LEAST qualified to comment about anything, much less decorum. The White House belongs to the people, yes — which is why they elected a fighter, not another polished grifter who’d rather rip off poor kids in Haiti than actually lead. Keep clutching your Chardonnay bottles, bitch. America’s moving on.

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