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dont fade the next $ZEC.
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We're looking for a Head of Asia BD, dm if you're interested!
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STRC is very similar to how the early days of algostables like ESD were designed and we all know how that ended when everyone was trying to dump ESD back to USDC.
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𝕏 has always been the best source of financial news for traders and investors. Billions of dollars are allocated every day based on what people read on Timeline. Today we're launching our new Cashtags feature in the US and Canada on iPhone, bringing real-time financial data to X. Here's how it works: 1. When you search for or post a cashtag (or contract address), X will automatically suggest matching stocks or crypto tokens, so you can select the exact asset you had in mind. 2. Anyone who taps a Cashtag will see posts mentioning it along with its price chart—without ever leaving X. This ensures that you're always matched to the chatter for the right stock or token. Cashtags are just the first step in our commitment to be the best destination for the finance and crypto community.
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The ceasefire developments have compressed the CL calendar spread, but the structure remains viable. The roll trade still breaks even at approximately -435% funding APR, and Boros currently allows a lock-in at -178%. For a desk already short the perp and paying toward -435%, the value of locking in at -178% is straightforward. This situation has validated perps as a legitimate venue for institutional basis trades, with a critical role in the wider financial system. Funding rate is that "new" variable that determines whether trades are profitable. Managing that exposure requires dedicated infrastructure, and that is what Boros is built to provide.
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Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Crypto Edition 😂
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btw this is the app that has generated $5000 in just 3 days, organically. it uses your Mac’s accelerometer sensor to moan when you slap it. we’re in the peak era of software.
You all are overthinking your app ideas. This app makes your Mac moan when you slap it -> it made $5,000 in 3 days. Just ship it.
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Career Update: I've joined @Ergonia_ to grow our business development efforts! I've spent the past 2 weeks getting up to speed; understanding our pipeline, working with the team on active deals, and connecting with contacts old and new. Things are cooking under the hood at @Ergonia_ , and there's a lot more I'll be sharing in the coming weeks as things take shape. My priority now is straightforward: grow the right partnerships, solve real problems for clients, structure deals in a fair and equitable manner, and deliver tangible value to meet their needs. For anyone that's keen on connecting to chat about any ideas and opportunities in DeFi or Crypto, my DMs are open, lets talk.
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So helpful for founders looking to get initial audits done without breaking the bank. That said, imo audit companies that do niche/extensive testing on codebase and business logic are still going to be a crucial need.
Feb 20
Introducing Claude Code Security, now in limited research preview. It scans codebases for vulnerabilities and suggests targeted software patches for human review, allowing teams to find and fix issues that traditional tools often miss. Learn more: anthropic.com/news/claude-co…
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gm asia hours.

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20 Dec 2025
2025 token launches have mostly been a bloodbath Tracked 118 TGE launches this year and compared today’s FDV vs opening: • 84.7% (100/118) are below TGE valuation • This means ~4 out of 5 launches are below their opening valuation • Median token is -71% FDV (-67% MC) from launch • Only 15% are green vs TGE TGE isn’t early anymore reee Full data: docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
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time to log off jk
I will be on leave till the end of the year. Wishing everyone a joyful festive season with your loved ones!
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but the aunties at the hawker centres always call me 帅哥, was it all a lie?? 😭😭
Replying to @graciehartie
Singaporeans are uniquely unattractive and I’m not sure why. Thai/Malaysian/Indonesian-Chinese, and to a large extent Taiwanese & Hongkies all come from the same Southeast stock but they all have more conventionally attractive Chinese populations than Singaporeans.
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It's the flippening
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I love this about crypto CCs but we're just scratching the surface on de-banking. TradFi institutions still have decades of experience in much larger transaction services (esp in Lending) that still has an edge. Its not about the technology that crypto isnt able to grab market share away from TradFi but more on the risk mgmt and regulatory frameworks built around Banks and FIs so they can maintain that edge.
27 Oct 2025
I dunno about you but after moving most of my spending & yield generation to crypto neobanks onchain I think the traditional banks (starting from SMBs) are so fucked and it's just a matter of time.
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24 Oct 2025
>be @tn_pendle, sensitive young man with hopes, dreams and ambitions >be university student, always early to lectures after 200 pushups, 100 squats and 50 pullups >hear about bitcoin from a professor with horn-rimmed glasses while chugging 2L of water from a milk jug >realize the future of finance might just be magic internet money, dives deep into the rabbit hole >discovers ETH, begins playing around with metamask >pandemic hits, can’t get a haircut bc stores are closed, shaves head to reveal his final form >DeFi Summer 2020 appears, pioneering a new sector of crypto from 0 to billions in just a few months >yam finance hits 42,690% APYs, yields seem too good to be true (spoiler: it was) >decides to start building @pendle_fi (different name then) to try and harness DeFi yields >OHM pioneers rebasing tokens with insane yield, and *some* backing behind the token value, goes to tens billions of dollars, full onchain mania >Italian mafia connected dev (allegedly) called the Steve Jobs of DeFi a.k.a. Daniele Sestigalli launches an OHM fork called TIME/Wonderland, creates the frog nation >Pendle launches a yield token when you can lock in your APY for TIME, becomes the most successful pool of the year >light bulbs go off this could actually work (!!) >spends months rebuilding Pendle from the ground up, releases V2 right as we enter the bear market >token goes down -99%, team hunkers down, diet of milk, water, rice and frugality to continue building Pendle >TN prays in the South China Sea for the crypto gods to keep Pendle going >launches @PendleIntern to educate crypto users on the power of V2 and looping YTs for yield >TN meets @crypto_linn in a secret Buddhist temple in the ancient Emeishan mountains, and Pendle pills her on the power of V2 and peepo to spread the gospel of yield >points meta emerges with new yield tokens in 2023-2024, V2 achieves billions in TVL while adapting to countless new narratives in DeFi >Pendle becomes one of DeFi’s most successful projects this cycle, team goes from nissin ramen to just ippudo ramen (no additional toppings) bc job’s not done, intern still on nissin tho >time to take Pendle to the next stage by onboarding institutions into V2’s mechanisms, a.k.a. Citadels >time to build a trading platform for funding rates and floating yield rates >the name Boros appears to TN in a dream within a dream where a monk whispers “the secret to yield is Boros” while circlewalking around him in a Shinto bamboo forest >Pendle team teases Boros and launches it in the same year, not the next cycle and without any fundraising, purely one punch man bootstrapped >Boros hits 2b in volume in 2 months, growing exponentially faster than V2 >Boros hits 1m in annualized revenue after the worst liquidation event in crypto history on 10/10/25 >Boros is just getting started >Pendle is just getting started >Pendle
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Founders & Builders, or whoever that is in the trenches, this is the best chance to build with the organisation behind $MNT. Furthermore you have support from seasoned folks like @0x_Specter , @Gem3a , @cptn3mox and more, to guide you on your product, GTM, and whatever else you would need to succeed. Dont waste this opportunity. Be bullish on $MNT, Build on @Mantle_Official .
22 Oct 2025
Introducing the Mantle Global Hackathon — now live! - Global, online & open to all - $150K in prizes & rewards - 6 tracks, endless potential From Oct. 22, 2025 – Feb. 7, 2026. Supported by @HackQuest_ & @OpenBuildxyz. Enter the arena: hackquest.io/hackathons/Mant…
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14 Oct 2025
- mommy, why are we so rich? - because your father kept buying every $XPL dip.
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can we get back to PUMPING???
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