put my brother to rest this week π he used to joke about making people put band stickers on his casket and throwing candy inside. never thought that day would come so soon but we made sure he had the most punk coffin in history
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Him: Damn it, Ruth! The cat stole my penis again!
Her: Did you offer her the fish, Murray? Try offering her the fish instead?
Him: YES, IβM OFFERING HER THE GODDAMN FISH, RUTH!!