The guy who brings up Kant in every class. #49 in the world for SSBM. They/He
Joined January 2016
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Jan 31
I've held around Top 50 for around three years now and I think I can feel happy about my time competing in Melee. There are a lot of friends/rivals who have made an impact on me, but I owe these guys a special thanks for 2025.
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May 2
Feeling extremely underprepared for tomorrow but we will see how it goes
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May 2
Check Paula’s stuff out!
BIG ANNOUNCEMENTTTTTT im going to be a vendor at @PatsHouseSD
I’ll be selling prints, tote bags, hats, photocard holders, and stickers!!! YAY
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Jacob retweeted
Apr 22
Although I think it’s a fine to argue that it wasn’t overcentralizing in the meta at the time, I also think it’s wrong to act like wobbling isn’t also insanely good and in reality the reason it wasn’t winning was the fact the best player played peach and 99% of ICs were bad.
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Mar 30
Putting aside that there were plenty of Canadian flags here, Tories feel the need to plaster our flag everywhere because they need to convince their base they actually love this country and its people, because their policy positions certainly don't communicate that.
Mar 29
No Canadian flag.
But a flag of a non existent state that is the raison d’être of banned terror groups like Hamas.
But they regard Canada as an “illegitimate settler state” characterized by white supremacy and genocide.
Tommy Douglas must be rolling over in his grave.
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Mar 30
Drafted Mystery Booster 2 today and went 3-0 with Mardu-ish Aggro. First time playing limited in a while but I had a lot of fun. Battle Cry Goblin is the best card I’ve ever played with.
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Mar 15
Oscars 2026
1. Sinners
2. Hamnet
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3. Train Dreams
4. Marty Supreme
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5. Bugonia
6. One Battle After Another
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7. Frankenstein
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8. Sentimental Value
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9. F1
10. The Secret Agent
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Jacob retweeted
Mar 1
🌊Crashing into 2026, Riptide is back! Join us September 11-13, 2026 for the waterpark event of the summer!
🌊Ultimate
🌊Melee
🦑Splatoon 3
🌊Rivals 2
🏎️Mario Kart World
🧑🎓Collegiate Crews
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🫂Tag a friend for your chance to win a free pass
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Feb 25
They’re bringing the Japanese 7-11 egg salad to Canada and I don’t think they realized that the sandwich only feels worthwhile because it costs around 2 dollars not 5.
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Jan 24
Strongest region discourse happens a lot but I feel we lost a lot when Big House stopped hosting those crew battles.
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Jan 19
If you win multiple games in a Bo5 via timeout you should automatically lose
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