I am on Forbes Future List. I write fiction as memoir and rant while trying to understand why we do what we do. Don't ask me for money please, I'm Not rich yet.
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16 Feb 2024
We used to play street football then with this street bro; we call him "Senior Man".
He's the oldest among us all, and always plays as a defender alongside me, so we get to talk a lot since we are almost always on the same team 8/10.
Rumour on the street was that he used to be
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1-1 draw is fine. 0-0 draw should have 0 points for both teams.
Just had one of my biggest cultural shocks in Canada 🇨🇦😂
I had to explain to my colleagues that a football match ended in a DRAW.
Canada 🇨🇦 1–1 Bosnia 🇧🇦 yesterday and they were genuinely confused 😭
They kept asking: “So… nobody wins??
But here’s what really shocked ME:
Almost every sport in the world doesn't end in draws except for Boxing/UFC
And then it hit me…
Are draws in football actually a smart strategy… or just boring nonsense we’ve all accepted?
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Jun 13
A friend of mine is going through something I wouldn’t wish on anyone.
He’s currently battling chronic kidney disease and needs ongoing dialysis while working towards a kidney transplant. The financial pressure is huge, and right now every bit of support genuinely matters.
If you’re able to help, even ₦1,000 can make a difference. If you can’t donate, please repost, share, tag people, and keep him in your prayers.
Account Name: Michael Robinson
Bank: Zenith Bank
Account Number: 2210757271
Wishing you strength, brother. Keep fighting. ❤️
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Jun 13
Money is crazy, Whoever invented the concept of Money really fucked everything up 😂.
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Jun 12
And I'm not even sure I can spot her among the ladies. I mean, her face is not in my head at all.
Jun 12
Bro, Shakira has been the same way since I was like 8 years old. How???
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Jun 12
Just back the sun 😂
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Jun 12
Fair.
He's fulfilling all he said he was going to do.
He also promised them what they were going to eat after recruiting during his campaign.
Jun 12
BREAKING: President Bola Tinubu has announced plans to recruit more than 50,000 new police officers and thousands of military personnel as part of measures to strengthen security across the country
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Jun 12
Rats😩
Jun 12
Which animal are you still scared of as an adult? 😂
Be honest
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Jun 12
I am a big islambo fan but this guy carry me reach there 😂
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Jun 12
One of the worst decisions you can make is to upload most Nigerian university projects online that you won't be able to take down ever again 😂.
Jun 11
That’s why you should upload them on academiahubafrica.org
So the whole world can see your work
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Jun 12
I've talked about this thing like 5 times now 😂.
Nigerians have no idea how expensive it is to live in Nigeria.
I honestly don't know how people sleep and wake up the next day without dying of hunger.
Living in Lagos more expensive than US – says Singer BNXN after relocating
vanguardngr.com/2026/06/livi…
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Jun 12
The purpose of Christianity should be to go after unbelievers, preach, and let them know about the teachings of Jesus and God.
If you are already "saved," you should not be the target market for any apostle anymore.
I really get pissed when modern pastors say this thing, don't we realize that we've fallen into one of the temptations that the early church had but the apostles didn't succumb to!
The apostles said they won't leave the ministry of the word and prayer to serve tables!
It's a pity that modern sermons are all about serving needs and building fame rather than the actual ministry of the word and prayer!
We just dey serve tables dey go!
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Jun 10
Life can shock you to the point where you actually feel like you've had enough.
It takes a lot of emotion to look at yourself and not see the next day or even the evening.
You just won't see yourself wanting to experience any more minutes of this life.
Like, all right, all right, you win, I'm done fighting.
Jun 10
SHOCKING | Delivery man ends life by leaping from 13th floor in Gujarat building amid heavy money troubles💔
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Jun 9
I can't remember when I was this pissed. Nigerians really like to play God in any little position they find themselves in and just want to feel powerful.
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Jun 9
Man we were actually going up till these new guys started going solo instead of working together.
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Jun 8
See what Religion has done to my people.
Jesus self go shock say aha
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Jun 7
I think Eriksen just collapsed again. When he survives this, he should retire.
Jun 7
Whats happening with thr Denmark player?
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